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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    The glint of metal caught his eye and he looked down then froze at the golden crucifix hanging from the creatures neck. He knew that necklace, and he realized why the wolf felt familiar. He knew those eyes.
    “... Ilya…?” he whispered, it sounded stupid even to his own ears, but the way his husband had disappeared? The fact that this wolf had his eyes and his mother’s necklace? It had to be.
    The wolf, Ilya, nodded. Once, hesitant. Another soft whine.

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    Ilya is turned into a werewolf and Shane finds out

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    10 Jul 2026

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    “So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?” 

    “Yeah.” 

    Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.” 

    Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?” 

    Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?” 

    Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?” 

    Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.” 

    “Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.” 

    Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.

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    25 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Long, slender fingers slide into his hair, “Fuck,” Ilya exhales. “I love hockey.”

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    “Hollander,” he scolds, going to collect Shane’s jeans and underwear to fold them so that the world doesn’t break or something. “What are you doing?”

    “Giving you a new pack, idiot. Take your pants off.”

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    Ilya is being sent back to Russia to take over as Rozanov pack alpha. Unless he can find a new pack first.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Shane hates losing control and the last several months-years if he's being honest-have been nothing but him trying to grab onto any choice he can make for himself. In the wake of being outed, exiled from the team he's dedicated his life to, and losing everything he's worked so hard for just because of who he fell in love with, Shane does the only thing he can: he runs until he feels like he's far enough away that he can't hear anyone else's opinions.

    It's time for Shane to make a decision, just once, he wants to choose something for himself.
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    chapter one can be read as a standalone

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?

    Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.

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    15 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    shane definitely sends anonymous emails when he thinks he needs to. he's ended seven peoples careers both directly and indirectly. not all of them were hockey related, one was a manager at a store. ilya has no clue he does this. his parents have no clue he does this. one of those emails was sent from on set of a deal he didn't really want to take back in 2015-ish and the makeup artist was being rude to shane and his assistants. the email also got yuna in trouble and shane will take that it was his fault to the grave. she was NOT happy and went on a crusade to find the person.