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When Shane wished he was born without a dick, he meant to wish for a lot more. Another lesson in short-sightedness. Wish genies are very cruel.
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Five times Shane doesn’t know what to do with his newly acquired pussy, and one time he comes pretty close to figuring it all out.
Alternatively, Shane’s Magical Pussy Haunts the Narrative
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26 Jul 2026
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Fall in love with anyone by sistercacao
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Jul 2026
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“If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?” Quickly, Ilya adds, “Don’t say that you want to know if you win the Cup.”“Why not? What if that’s my answer?”
“Is so boring, Hollander. Of course you want to know this. But Ilya Rozanov and Boston Raiders exist in this world, so crystal ball says, so sad, but no.”
“Fuck off. What are these questions even for, anyway? Are you interviewing me for something? Wouldn’t you have to, like, tell me if you were?”
Ilya is quick to assure Hollander before his paranoia takes him right out of this phone call. “It is not for interview, Hollander. I am just wondering. Answer the question.”
“And I can’t say that I would want to know whether I win the Cup.”
“Yes, other than that.”
“I guess… I guess I would want to know, like, am I happy?”
Ilya reads an article about 36 questions that are supposed to make people fall in love. He decides to ask them to Shane.- Language:
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25 Jul 2026
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Your Flight Has Been Delayed by americnxgirl
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.
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Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.
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25 Jul 2026
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It Takes a Village (Idiot) by foureighteenths
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Jul 2026
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What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?
The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)
UPDATE: Chapter added at the end. The real story is chapters 1-5 (about 13k) with a bonus chapter 6 (about 12k all on its own)
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24 Jul 2026
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FROM Lily
-[INCOMING CALL]
-[CALL ENDED 5 MINUTES 58 SECONDS]
-you do not need to apologise for not
understanding what i am saying. that is
reason we do this.TO Lily
I know, sorry.-FROM Lily
-again, is point of calls. Jane. it helps.
A canon divergent AU in which Shane and Ilya use different languages to mis/communicate with each other, and very adeptly avoid thinking too hard about what they're doingBookmarked by n0cturne
24 Jul 2026