nekocrouton
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My take on the Martin Luiga tweets of The world is cold and lonely and they are drunk and on drugs so often and the follow up of Jean: (rising up from bed beside Harry) lol that was a fucked up dream all right (puts some speed on the mirror) wake up Harry, we gotta get to work!
Also, it is now the Year of the Horse which translates in my mind to need more Jean riding Harry so this is what came of all that combined. It ended up being more of a first time between them fic which isn't what I had intended, but that's just how things go sometimes. :D
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After a long day of work out in the field with Harry, Jean can't sleep. So he tries to find a solution to that.
I really just wanted an excuse to write Jean jerking it to thoughts of Harry. Also inspired by a post on Tumblr that reads:
Writing your fave having sex with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN.
So yeah.
Also, Happy New Year! I wanted to post this before the year is over and I squeezed it in.
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Jean has to drag Harry's drunken ass out of a bar and bring him home. Unfortunately on the way home, Harry has to piss. Badly. Even more unfortunately for Jean, he has to help Harry out with that.
...that's pretty much the gist of it, haha.
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Harry's repeating nightmares of that dream usually leaves him tired and unrested in the mornings. He's tried many things to no avail, but there is something that he hadn't tried yet: sleeping in Jean's bed. With Jean in it.
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Harry has an evening to himself and ends up spending it drinking and releasing some tension. But why is it that his thoughts always drift to his partner Jean?
Or basically--
Harry jerks off to fantasies about Jean. He then has some feelings about it once he's done. That's it, that's the fic.
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Some things are best left in the past. Some people can't seem to escape it. Some things and people that you leave buried beneath five meters of soil find their way to your doorstep over and over no matter how many times you try to lay them to rest.
Nothing will change until something drastic happens. It turns out that drastic things have a tendency to happen regardless of your consent.
Things would have been easier if he'd just died, honestly.
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08 Jun 2026
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He's known since the night he first left Martinaise that he was going to have to defend himself. He's always had to defend himself—and oftentimes Harry as well. He can hardly be blamed for deciding enough was enough.
He thought he was finally ready to do so, to let Harry reap the consequences of his actions no matter what they may be.
But then Harry had gotten shot and that had put a solid bullet hole or two in that plan.
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- Part 16 of jean vicquemare; an anthology
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26 May 2026
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"Dora was the sun; golden and illuminating everything she touched. Bringing light and warmth and joy to the monotone world around her in a perfect Dolorian magnificence.
Jean isn’t like that, though. Jean is pale moonlight on black water. Both cold and distant, his light is merely a reflection of something greater than himself. And in that beautiful, drug induced ardor, Harry wants to bask in it as well. It calls to him in siren splendor, beckoning him to plunge into the unforgiving depths. Yes, siren like a lure, siren like a warning. Won’t you come and canonize a new saint into your pantheon of lost loves, drugs, and sorrows? It’s natural, isn’t it? That beautiful, golden day wanes into freezing, black night; all draped in the hazy, scar studded reflection of a singular satellite. Locked in orbit to a body whose gravity is stronger than its own."
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04 Mar 2026
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Harry loses his memory again and Jean tries to be nice to him. That's the plot.
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01 Mar 2026
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Welcome back to Jamrock, Detective! Precinct 41 has so many ass-beating cases for you, you won't ever solve them all. And we are not even talking about people who also want to beat your ass in a sense that is much more literal.
What are you saying? Le Retour? No idea what it means! We'd much prefer you solve that thing with the Square Bullets Killer. See, he is kinda back again, and you are probably the only person in Revachol who can catch the bastard. Maybe brain damage will even help you with it - you never know with this breed of sickos...
And, if you have time, also, please, please, try to fix your reputation, since you are on the "Path of Redemption" or whatever you call it. Yes, of course, it may be harder than catching the mysterious sequence killer or stopping the End of the World, but hey! It's a nice goal. Let's set it as a goal.
What? No, no End of the World things, of course, you've just misheard it. All is well in Revachol!
Good luck, Detective!
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10 Feb 2026