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    A silhouette appeared at the end of the alley, thin and walking with an almost limp, or maybe just swaying. The man appeared to be giggling to himself, reaching up and touching his lips. As he got closer, Peter realized there seemed to be blood on his hands. He was wearing a stained and ripped purple suit, with garish clown makeup making him look a ghastly white. His yellow teeth were stained with blood, reflecting off the dim light as stumbled down the alleyway. He was getting closer, and Peter made a split second decision.

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    Peter traverses universes, accidentally one hit KOs the Joker, gets stalked by Bats, fakes an identity, and maybe finds a family, not necessarily in that order.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    so fucking peak oh my god

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    Corporate Seoul. (No apocalypse).

    Kim Dokja has a very boring job that consists mainly of fixing spreadsheets. But he also records unofficial audiobooks of Han Sooyoung’s webnovel when no-one's watching. He'll never admit it to her...but he loves it.

    Yoo Sangah is an angel, Han Sooyoung is a loyal demon. For some reason, Dokja cannot reason why, the angel has fallen for the already stupidly lovestruck demon.

    Yoo Joonghyuk, with his team Nebulous, is entering gaming internationals. He's got a very handsome face, Dokja thinks. But he's just being objective. He definitely hasn't got a celebrity crush...

    And then Han Sooyoung's webnovel gets picked up for publication. Then Dokja's voice goes viral....

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    28 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GOSH THE FREAKING, SOCIAL MEDIA THING WAS SO PEAK

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    “So you’re saying…” Han Sooyoung tapped her chin with a finger. “We’re going to gaslight Yoo Joonghyuk into thinking you got a weird scenario penalty.”

    “It’s not gaslighting.” Kim Dokja grinned with his signature scamming smile. "It's an social experiment to test the boundaries of his intelligence...which probably isn't that much, either.”

    “Right. And I suppose when he tries to stab you afterward, that’ll be part of the experiment too?”

    Lee Gilyoung perked up. “Will hyung actually try to stab you?”

    “Of course he will,” Han Sooyoung said flatly. “That’s what makes it funny.”

    Shin Yoosung looked between them with visible anxiety. “He won't actually stab ahjussi, right? Or any of us?”

    Or, Kim Dokja and his three helpers attempt to prank Yoo Joonghyuk.

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    28 May 2026

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    "Demon king of salvation," A deep voice is heard from the game as a shiver runs down Kim dokja's spine.

    "It's nice to finally meet you."

    Ah fuck, Kim dokja's cooked. It's time to say goodbye to his friends.

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    Ki3ran : HOLY FUCK ITS SUPREMEKING

    JudgeOfFire69 : OMFG THEY'RE FINALLY MEETING I CNA FINALLY DIE HAPPY NOWBAHSHSHSHSH

    AbyssalBlackFlames : is this finally the time I see Salvation die in the hands of someone he simps for

    ilikeSwords : shut up chuuni

     

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    Or Vtuber Kim dokja finally gets the chance to talk t his idol pro gamer Yoo joonghyuk
    —very slow chapter updates

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    28 May 2026

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    [Penalty: Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' may only speak truths until the allotted time has ended.]

    [Time Remaining: 6 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes.]

    “I will give one million coins to anyone who doesn’t ask me weird questions.”

    Han Sooyoung frowned, then looked around as if she were awaiting some kind of system message. When nothing appeared, she spoke. “You’d seriously give one million coins just for that?”

    [Constellation ‘Demon-like Judge of Fire’ says she will sponsor 1000 coins for every weird question.]

    [Constellation ‘Prisoner of the Golden Headband’ says he will match that price as well.]

    Or: Kim Dokja unfortunately finds himself in a position where he cannot lie. Everyone else finds this amusing.

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    27 May 2026