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Dave accidentally falls asleep on Karkat's lap during movie night.
(Alternatively: Dave and Karkat try to be sexy but they can't stop talking.)
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Nathaniel fails at the one thing he thought he was good for.
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i hope i don't fuck this up (don't be so hard on yourself) by nimsabeef
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 May 2021
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are definitely not freaking out.
Nope. Not freaking out at all. Not a single ounce of freak-out up in this bitch. The freak-out detector is not emitting a single beep as it was rendered speechless by the sheer lack of freaking out in your body. You are the most calm and serene guy around the block. You might even go so far as to say you have basically achieved nirvana.
(In which John is coming over, Dave has a deeply repressed crush on his best friend, and the Strider household is a great source of concern for everyone involved.)
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You've heard word of a Jadeblood living out of the caverns, and although you're not exactly a connoisseur of Alternian customs, you're still pretty sure that's not supposed to happen. So you made the very sound and reasonable decision to investigate.
Needless to say it doesn't go as planned.
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Karkat locks himself in an empty room to take care of particular urges that definitely don't have anything to do with Dave Strider.
This is based on Broadway Karkat's GFDI Dave, you know exactly what to expect.
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Susie isn’t exactly the most sociable monster on the block, but it’s nice to have an excuse when people try to get her to do shit she doesn’t wanna do. “Sorry, busy shaving Kris’s balls tonight.”
A love story—or something close enough—centered around improper personal hygiene.
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04 Jul 2026
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this is so fucking peak the prose flows so beautifully youre the only author who knows how to write krusie nobody else gets it
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“Nothing, I was just, ha ha…” Dark eyes dart around wildly, struggling to come up with an excuse. In the end, words clumsily spill from her throat. “Kris, really?”
Susie’s brow furrows. “What about Kris?”
Noelle struggles to come to terms with Kris and Susie's increased intimacy.
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or perhaps, one day, i'll give in to truth by Icestorm238
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game)
12 Nov 2018
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The King's reign is over, the heroes have passed through and left, and Rouxls Kaard still does not care about Lancer.
Except, well, he kind of does.
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- Part 2 of denial and acceptance
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three kids from vastly different parts of the continental united states argue over what to call a soft drink.
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The first time that she sees you is when you’re huddling in the corner of some dark kitchen that smells like rotting food and sour wine, but it beats the lingering scent of gore out on the streets. You tried to convince yourself about twenty minutes earlier that maybe the smell of rot could keep you grounded through your sobriety, but in all honesty, you’re about to add vomit to the list of unpleasant smells in the room.
“Oh,” she says, sotto voce, like she’d just come across some box of abandoned kittens on the street and felt the sudden compulsion to smuggle them back to her apartment, “Oh, All-mer, you look terrible.”
( The first thing, crucially, is that you are miserable. )
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25 Apr 2024
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every sentence that flows out of your prose is pure poetry!!!! so sad this author doesnt have any other f&h works :( shall my torment never end :(