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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – that had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.

    Much like what was happening now.

    Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    In a world where Bilbo Baggins destroyed the One Ring in a wave of dragon fire, where he is forced to rely on ancient abilities of his folk long thought gone, Bilbo – with the help of his people – kills Smaug the Golden...

    And gets declared Outcast from his gold-mad Company and King. But those old abilities of his people have far more consequences than even they know, and as they explore this strange new situation they have found themselves in, they find that the world as they know it has changed as well, and things far larger than themselves have been moved by the smallest folk on Arda's far shores. It will take faith, forgiveness, and love to find their way through it all, but Bilbo, so afraid of falling now, will have to fall again and again to save the ones he loves yet again.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Aulë is unhappy with what is intended to happen to the Line of Durin, Yavanna is unhappy with what is intended for her sweet shirelings, and the Valar as a whole would quite prefer a second chance for a few wrongs to be righted. With an agreed upon course of action, they work together to try and alter the fate of Middle Earth hopefully for the better. Now if only they could have agreed upon the place and time...

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Well, you are getting something from me. Two things actually: Life-changing sex skills and an opportunity to fuck me—”

    “—Oh, give me a break—”

    “—But,” Ilya says. “What am I getting out of this?”

    “The opportunity to f-fuck me,” Hollander snaps, and yeah, a pretty fair point.

    ilya is failing a class, shane is failing at exploring his sexuality. despite their seven-year-long animosity on the ice, they turn to each other for guidance. a deal is struck.

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    02 Jun 2026