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    The Salmonid's Mermaid by

    Fandoms: Splatoon  

    20 Oct 2024

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    Stroganoff was minding his own business when he finds an inkling baby in the waters. Against his better judgement, he decides to raise it as his own child. But... can an inkling truly live in salmonid society?

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    12 Oct 2025

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    "That's Not A Gun!" by

    Fandoms: Blue Archive (Video Game), Enter the Gungeon (Video Game)  

    05 May 2026

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    Or; Gungeon-savvy Senseis keep giving the students nightmares.

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    19 Apr 2025

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    Cephalopod Testing Initiative by

    Fandoms: Splatoon, Portal (Video Game)  

    29 Mar 2025

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    Five years on from Agent 8's arrival in Inkopolis, a new mission awaits. Set to disturb the agent's mostly quiet new life, a self-sustaining scientific facility has been discovered underground in a land far from Inkadia. And who's more qualified to investigate an underground facility than Squidbeak Splatoon's resident octo-agent?

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    30 Mar 2025

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    Overlapping Cycles by

    Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)  

    01 Feb 2025

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    "As Pearl sat rigidly on her couch, hot water bottle pressed into her sternum and a thousand vices squeezing her insides, she was hoping whatever twisted god of fate hadn't taken those lyrics they wrote so literally. Turns out, the squids and octos of the world were given the things they had from the last wishes of humanity. Everything came from humanity...including their menstrual cycles.

    FUCK Humanity."

    AKA Pearl and Marina are on their period at the same time, and Marie sends the most unhelpful trio to go and help them.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    The Seven Year Nightmare by

    Fandoms: Little Nightmares (Video Games)  

    27 Apr 2025

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    Time has passed in this nightmare of a world, 7 years since the day that fate was unknowingly defied.

    7 years ago she dropped him, only for him to not fall to his fate.

    7 years ago they fought and went their seperate ways, hatred and anger in their hearts.

    7 years ago she abandoned the Maw, his fate unknowingly changing hers.

    Now, after 7 years they are reunited, as if fate had brought them together.

    Old wounds are reopened, memories are brought to the surface, as forces beyond them conspire once more to bring about that which they brought about before.

    And all they can do is hang on, survive, like they always have.

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    17 Jan 2025