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Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.
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08 Jul 2026
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After getting the locket from Umbridge, Harry apparates with Ron and Hermione, but something goes terribly wrong, and he finds himself in a dark alley with an injured, young Voldemort. Soon he realises that he has travelled to a different universe where magic doesn't exist, and Tom Riddle is the head of an organised crime syndicate. Harry thankfully has his magic. Tom is incredibly fascinated by the cute, strange man who has saved him.
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07 Jul 2026
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Directionally Challenged and Reluctantly Participating by Origin_Of_Symmetry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2026
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His gaze sweeps down and then back up, very pointedly noting, “you’re not wearing clothing,” like he’s either trying to determine why Harry isn’t wearing clothing, or why Harry would open the door not wearing clothing.
“Merlin, fuck, what!?” Is Harry’s rather eloquent response.
Harry Potter: Recently orphaned, newly appointed junior lord in the Wizengamot, with no life direction and absolutely zero clue what he’s doing.
Lord Thomas Gaunt shows up one morning at his door, asking for a favor, and Harry quickly finds that it’s not something he can easily refuse.
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07 Jul 2026
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After the Champions Waltz ended, Harry nervously held onto Cho Chang’s shoulder, waiting for that voice.
Deep in his mind, the familiar judgment sounded again:
Not dramatic enough.Harry immediately let go of Cho Chang and turned away from the scene, not looking back no matter how she called after him.
This day would happen again.
He had already repeated this Yule Ball day 1000 times.
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Albus Dumbledore had once believed that after Harry became a Triwizard Champion in his fourth year, nothing could possibly top it. His heart, he had decided, had already survived the worst.
He was wrong.
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07 Jul 2026
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A Plot, A Ploy, A Plan by Watermelonsmellinfellon for allbloomgold
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Slytherin Omega Tom Riddle has had everything planned out since his Third Year at Hogwarts. Get the boy, get the job, get the ring, and then make it last somehow. Do everything he could to make sure his future was set in stone. If only he knew that all of his masterminding and manipulating was pretty much obvious to Harry ever since they got together.
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07 Jul 2026
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Tom and Harry get into a huge fight. Harry storms away. Tom tries to get him back. Harry spirals. Harry and Tom get back together. The End.
Read along to find out how.
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07 Jul 2026
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Harry thought breaking his bond with Abraxas would finally set him free. Unfortunately, his inner Veela immediately latches onto the worst person imaginable: Tom Riddle.
Convinced that Tom won’t settle for someone with Harry’s horrible reputation, Harry decides to fight the forming bond until it breaks. It's painful and exhausting, but the only way to avoid another toxic relationship.
But when Tom visits him in the hospital wing late that night, his resolve begins to waver.
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07 Jul 2026
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"Tom?" Harry called softly, still standing in the doorway.
Tom's head shot up, dark eyes locking with Harry's. "Darling?"
"You didn't come to bed…" Harry started unsurely, "Are you… working on something?"
PURGE XL PROMPT: My Roman Empire
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- Part 5 of purging out the sink
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07 Jul 2026
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ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection by ferocious_mermaid
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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A collection of my crackfics, perfect for binging on public transport, or at 2 a.m. under a blanket when you should getting that beauty sleep, but chuckles (or exhales through the nose) have other plans. Warmth and fuzziness included.
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07 Jul 2026
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Caution: Dark Lord in Progress by ferocious_mermaid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2025
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To think that Tom Riddle would become less obsessed with Harry once they began a relationship was, in retrospect, a grave mistake.
Tom’s journey from entering a relationship to the ordeal of losing his virginity, as witnessed by his long-suffering knights.
This fic follows That’s Not My Name, though prior reading of it is not a must.
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- Part 2 of On the Matter of Tomfoolery
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07 Jul 2026
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The new transfer student is already suspicious - but when Tom notices he doesn’t always respond to his own name, it’s over.
Tom launches into an increasingly unhinged investigation to uncover the real name of one Henry Evans.Series
- Part 3 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
- Part 1 of On the Matter of Tomfoolery
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07 Jul 2026
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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07 Jul 2026
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we should just kiss like real people do by ghostedgwen
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2026
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07 Jul 2026
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Voldemort wears Prada by PottersForehead
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
06 Jul 2026
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It all started with Tom bloody Riddle throwing his robe at Harry instead of hanging it up like a normal person.
English is not my first language. You have been warned.
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07 Jul 2026
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He makes a questioning noise, silently asking a question and House answers, “Just making sure you’re breathing, Wombat.”
House stays seated, rolling his cane between his palms. He tries to think of a response, but nothing comes. Eventually, House stands, heavily leaning on the cane, but before he moves away a hand reaches down and ruffles his long shaggy hair. Then not even a moment later a second blanket drops on top of him from Wilson. He blinks a few times and then he lets sleep claim him.
Or Five Times that House and Chase have a father-son moment and One time Chase calls House his dad
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05 Jul 2026
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i hate accidents (except when we went from friends to this). by burgundyshirts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
11 Aug 2022
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The first time it happens, Will classifies it as a little accident.
When he wakes, the morning sun is burning through the window onto their faces, and Mike’s cursing as he stands to close the curtains, stumbling all the way.
“Scoot over,” he grumbles, voice dry, and for a second Will can’t do anything other than sigh like a lovesick idiot. It’s a second too late for Mike, because he grumbles more words Will doesn’t catch under his breath and then physically pushes Will towards the wall to lay beside him, arm over Will’s middle. A second of silence passes, then Mike sighs, only to whine: “Fuck, my head hurts.”
Will can’t help it: he breaks down laughing, much to Mike’s offense.
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Alternatively: five times Mike kissed Will, and one time Will kissed back.
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05 Jul 2026
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“You are aware that we’re having dinner with your parents tonight, right?” Wilson asks as they sit down for lunch in the cafeteria.
“Yup.” House casually reaches over to take some of Wilson’s fries.
Wilson doesn’t stop him. “And you’re still in the state?”
“Yup.” House says while stuffing his mouth full.
“You’re not, are you?” Wilson sighs. “You’re in the Bahamas right now and you’ve left me here with a terrifyingly accurate humanoid replica of my husband.”
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- Part 5 of Winter Special 2024
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05 Jul 2026
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“House?” He calls groggily.
House just grunts in response, scaring away whatever lethargy Wilson was still under.
Wilson turns towards him, noticing that his boyfriend is rubbing his right thigh. “House,” he repeats, “you okay?”
“Just peachy.” House grits out.
“What happened?” He asks softly, running his hands over House’s leg and feeling for irregularities. He doesn’t find any.
House glares at him for a moment before answering. “Woke up like this.”
Presenting with acute leg pain, Wilson’s mind provides.
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My reimagining of House's infarction if he and Wilson had been in an established relationship.
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05 Jul 2026
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Edward sexts Jacob... or does he?
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04 Jul 2026
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04 Jul 2026