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Red Hood's fingerprints and DNA were freely given. Bruce had been expecting irrefutable proof of a dark miracle, but the tests all come back negative.
The Red Hood is not Jason Todd.
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12 Jul 2026
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this isn't Subway, jason (you can't franchise crime lordship) by TheRoodHed
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 Feb 2026
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Jason Todd prepared for Fawcett City the way he prepared for everything: with exhaustive research, meticulous planning, and a level of operational paranoia that his therapist (hypothetical; he did not have a therapist) would have called "maladaptive but impressively thorough."
In which Jason arrives in a Hyundai Elantra, discovers the local crime boss has a bowling team, converts a protection racket into an LLC, acquires a federal housing grant, and absolutely does not adopt anyone.
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- Part 2 of the fawcett proposition
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12 Jul 2026
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On top of Hal's list of things he hates are three things: charity galas, Gotham and Batman. So of course he ends up dealing with all of those in one night, even if he doesn't technically know he ends up sleeping with that last one. He's never letting Carol drag him to rich people events ever again.
In which Hal dates Bruce Wayne. Tells him he's Green Lantern. Breaks up with him. And then sort of dates Batman without knowing that he is in fact sleeping with Bruce Wayne again.
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Derek returns to Beacon Hills expecting ruins and silence—only to stumble across Stiles Stilinski balls-deep in his uncle Peter, right behind the half-rebuilt Hale house. The sight of Stiles claiming Peter’s hairy, eager ass with brutal thrusts and filthy praise should make Derek walk away. Instead, it leaves him hard, jealous, and burning with a need he’s buried for years.
Or: the one where Derek watches Stiles fuck Peter, gets insanely jealous, offers up his own greedy hole instead for a taste of what his uncle had and what actually belongs to him—because that thick cock, that flood of cum, that raw, possessive ownership was always meant for Derek’s tight, hairy ass, not Peter’s.
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19 Jun 2026
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A sentient war machine wakes up in a museum's maintenance bay.
(Crossposted from Tumblr!)
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- Part 7 of Magnetar's Tumblr Fics
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26 May 2026