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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Charlotte asks Père Noël for her father. A few hours later, Pansy finds a very confused Harry Potter in her sitting room.

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    18 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Well-brought-up pureblood girls don't talk about sex. At least not directly.

    Unfortunately, when Pansy asks to see his Firebolt, Harry gets rather the wrong idea.

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    When Pansy’s future teenage daughter arrived, it was a Saturday morning in mid-February, and they were in the Slytherin girls’ dormitory, getting ready to go visit the new outpost of Madam Malkin’s in Hogsmeade.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    When the Ministry resurrects an ancient Marriage Law, Harry does what he knows best: offers to be the knight in shining armor to the one person who refuses to be a damsel in distress. Mysterious threats, midnight heart-to-hearts, and explosive spats lead to combustible make-ups, and the two realise that even if this marriage wasn’t originally what they wanted, it turns out to be more than either of them could have ever asked for.

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    When Neville is eleven years old, his Gran gifts him a Remembrall. No matter how many lists he makes, routines he forms, and habits he builds, the smoke inside remains red.

    It takes him until seventh year, and a chance encounter with Pansy Parkinson, to figure out why.

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    15 Jun 2026

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