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Efference Copy (OR: ONE MAN UNFUCKS EVERYTHING) by nowatchdog
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2026
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There’s something scratching at the inside of Shen Qingqiu’s brain; a dog, perhaps.
Then: Yes, a dog, as the image takes form.
A mutt of some kind, scratching at the threshold. Something scraping — a low keen settled at the base of the skull, all too vividly imagined with the rasp of sheathed claws for accompaniment; the sound of something desperately trying not to be unnoticed.
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What do you get when two things fuse together, and neither-both-of-them die?OR: OR:
How One Man Bites It, Doesn’t Even Get Reborn Right, and Still Manages to Unfuck Everything.Amitabha Luo Binghe you will be cherished on Shen Yuan’s (dead, baka!!) life
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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28 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
First read 28th dec 2024, 2nd read june 24th 2026
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Ron isn't at all happy when Hermione turns up to the Yule Ball on the arm of Viktor Krum, but he puts on his grown-up pants and deals with it. The four of them strike up a cordial relationship. Then they start practising Quidditch together. By the time the Second Task rolls round, it's not at all clear who's supposed to be rescuing whom.
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You're the cure by greenteafiend
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2021
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“Spit it out,” said Mobei Jun impatiently.
“It’s just—the only, um, method of reversing this curse that I know of would be very unpleasant for you! Extremely unpleasant! You’d probably want to avoid it at all costs! So I think the best course of action would be for me to do a little more additional research to see if I can find another way that would be less, um, personally distasteful for you, my King. That is, of course, assuming that being trapped in this lowly servant’s body isn’t already too distasteful to bear?”
“Tell me what your ‘method’ entails and I will make a decision,” said Mobei Jun.aka, Mobei Jun touches an object that curses he and Shang Qinghua to swap bodies.
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16 Jun 2026
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Scaled and Spiraling: I Transmigrated Into WHAT? by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Apr 2026
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Proud Immortal Dragon Way was a book that started as a xianxia with a western-styled dragon rider twist and ended as a trashy harem novel, where the only thing being ridden was the protagonist’s heavenly *beep*. Every. Damn. Chapter. It was such a waste!
When Shen Yuan died cursing the plot, the inexperienced system assigned to his case failed to connect him to his intended role of the scum villain. Instead, he was shunted into -- what was this tight cramped darkness?? What do you mean mission: ‘Hatch Safely’!?
After breaking the shell, who wouldn’t recognize an iconic hatching scene from the book, where disciples would impress hatchlings. The kind Binghe, in the middle of his whump arc, was never allowed to partake in.
Well too bad, it was Binghe or bust! Where was the Qing Jing woodshed? Shen Yuan would drag his pathetic little newborn body as far as he needed to!
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- Part 1 of Winged and Winging It [Svsss Dragons]
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jun 2026
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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13 Jan 2025
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chapter 15 SO FUCKING GOOD 😭 😭 😭
But still, he lies awake for longer than he should, remembering the night Ming Fan had snuck into the woodshed and spent the night there with him. He wishes, desperately, that he could have that again. Just once, just one more time, so that he’ll properly appreciate it.
Just one more time, over and over again, forever and ever.