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    Lily: U might want to get tested

    Jane: Hilarious. Fuck you.

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    Set in the liminal situationship timeline between episodes 3 and 4.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “Get on your knees.”

    Shane was on the ground before Ilya had finished his sentence, reaching for the belt buckle in front of his face.

    Click.

    Shane froze, stunned. He looked up at Ilya, bewildered, and saw the lime green clicker in his hand. Ilya gazed down at him, barely holding back a delighted smirk.

    “Good boy.”

     

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    Ilya helps clicker train a dog, and accidentally clicker trains his husband, too.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    “Shane…”

    “Who the fuck do you think you’re calling Shane?”

    “Sweetheart,” Ilya corrects, tilting his head down against Shane’s grip on his hair to try to catch his lips. “Please.”

    “I can do everything she can,” Shane says. “But you’ve been a bit too naughty today. I’m tying you up first.”

    “Oh, no,” Ilya says, voice going high and breathy. “That’s terrible.”

    Or - The jealous Shane/pathetic top Ilya fic where Shane makes Ilya beg for it

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    01 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    “So…are we going to talk about this?”

    “What is there to talk about?” Eddie asked acerbically, “You want us both and you're irresistible enough that we don't want to say no to you.”

    “And it doesn't have anything to do with you wanting to get back together?” you probed.

    Volt scoffed. “I can certainly do better than him. Hence why I got with you.”

    You were tired of their charade.

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    "My actual birthday has barely begun. Surely, you can think of something else for us to do in the morning so we don't have to wait a full year."

    "Oh, I have a few ideas, but I am open to suggestions."

    You think hard for a moment, your mind wandering back down the stairs to the beautiful mahogany bar that Eddie keeps a tight grip on. "There is... one fantasy I've been daydreaming about, but I don't think Eddie will like it."

    "For your birthday, live wire," he says, "I think I can make an exception."

    As part of your birthday gift, Eddie and Volt indulge in one of your fantasies.

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    14 Sep 2025