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Like Pheonix’s flash, the smoke hit him right in the eyes as he entered the room. Sova speedily stepped through and closed the door behind him, afraid of causing the alarm to go off.
– Oh dear, shall I open the window? – a familiar voice said.
Sova was shocked to hear Cypher of all people. Maybe one of his monitors overheated so much it blew up...or something? In his current state it wasn’t light work to figure out where the smoke came from.
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aka: During a night shift, Sova notices a strange smell. Worried, he finds its origin, Cypher. Scolding and arguing later, Sova finds out the reason for the spy to smoke weed on a sleepless night.
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In her pained state, she managed to formalize one thought: She needed to get some help.
It was embarrassing, so incredibly embarrassing to be doing it in her current condition. She was just experiencing a little pain in her body, every Hermit has that someday, it wasn’t anything serious.
Yet, automatically or ever instinctively, she managed to pull the trapdoor activating the ender pearl stasis chamber down.
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aka: Gem expiriences a heatstroke. Pearl and Impulse are on firefighter duty and ready to help.
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'had i not come down with the flu, i would've kissed you right' inverted third conditional by olekbbeans
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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When Akito wakes up, he certainly wishes he didn’t.
It feels awful, to say the least. Akito wants to bury himself 6 feet under at the very thought of leaving Minori to sleep alone.
When he peeks at her, at the relaxed, calm face, fallen eyelashes, thin eyebrows, it's everything he could ever need and more.
But he has to leave– splash a liter of cold water on his face, take a few deep breaths, figure out what’s wrong with him.
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aka: Akito is sick and throws up in Minori's bathroom. Everything goes downhill from there - untill it doesn't.
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Joel doesn't entirely know how he got into this situation.
Blood on his fists, an unconsious body under him.
The smoke of his rage sizzles out best it can, his uncontrolled pants help doing so.
That bitch deserved it.
aka: t joel commits violence
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- Part 4 of t4t boat boys
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The shivers that sent down Etho’s spine were more than unexpected.
It felt like snow being shoved into his skin, melting within his natural yet faint warmth, cooling him more than his freezing body already has. It sent goosebumps up his arms, a rash of fear washing over him.
All because he was sensitive. That easily crackable skin, burnt under the sun after mere seconds, hurt with every small touch.
Feminine.
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aka: Etho expiriences a dysphoric episode. Luckily, Joel's there to help.Series
- Part 3 of t4t boat boys
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here comes the howling moon by olekbbeans for Lovewriting143
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Sep 2025
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Before him, sharp, long white fangs bared their glory for him to see. All blade jagged teeth symmetrically spread in the clenched jaw. The moonlight peeked through the leaves sending sparkles to its big, blazing yellow eyes, sharp pupils like a snake’s probing through his soul.
It was majestic.
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aka: nerdy researcher Etho and werewolf Joel!Series
- Part 16 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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Close To Impossible by Lovewriting143, olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Sep 2025
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“All the best memories are made in High school.”
Joel was certain, before a disastrous Saturday evening, that that quote did not pertain to him even partially. He was asocial and had a nasty temper if things didn’t go his way, so no memories had gathered so far on his end.
However, following a therapy session that same day, Joel is made to attend theatre club without any knowledge of acting, and a few days later is comedically chosen as the star of the trimesters play.
That’s when things start to get interesting, Joel’s life taking a turn for the better or worse—he isn’t sure. But so far, his ‘memories’ have been nothing but stress and over-working, with the sole exception of his extraordinarily handsome best friend, who also seems to have reservations about the club.
Will the show go well? Or will Joel just flop it like he did with all his other tasks?
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aka: boat boys high school theatre au, featuring newbie actor Joel and tech manager Etho!
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tinge of a new beginning by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 Sep 2025
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Joel held the vial in his hands, “Ready?” he called, raising his head to look at the other again.
“No,” Etho admitted breathlessly, still managing to take a step towards his partner.
His first official dose of testosterone swam in the small vial placed in Joel’s hand.
He knew it was in good hands.
Yet it would be better if it was in him already.
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aka: Joel helps Etho with his first shot of testosteroneSeries
- Part 2 of t4t boat boys
- Part 15 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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a smile like mine by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Aug 2025
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Joel glanced up at the sign, it showed the gender symbol of male.
“Hey, Etho, I think you’re in the wrong bathroom” he chuckled nervously, feeling pity for her.
Do girls normally cut their hair in school? He wondered.
“No,” she fumbled, the hand that held the scissors almost letting them go. “I’m not”
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Joel finds Etho cutting her hair in the boy's bathroom. After finding out why, he's happy to help a person who he has something in common with.
aka: early days of t4t boat boys!
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- Part 14 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
- Part 1 of t4t boat boys
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“What are you doing here?” Gem asked
“Admiring the sunset, you?” he queried, head tilted to the side as he stared off into the distance, watching as the sun shimmered with hues of orange and yellow.
Gem chuckled under her breath. “I’m admiring The Sun too” she knowingly looked over at Grian.
_____aka: Gem finally gets a moment of peace after her sickness, which happens to be in a wheat field with Grian.
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by kraj ojczysty kochał bezwarunkowo by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 Jul 2025
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Etho and Joel are part of Citizent's Milita while having a secret that could send them behind bars.
When it leaks on Etho's part, Joel has to fill in the Pink File.
aka: Etho get's caught by the Hyacinth Project (more info in notes)
written in polish!
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- Part 1 of polskie fiki olka
- Part 13 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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i love you, even if i don't show it by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Jul 2025
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smalletho ficlets inspired by the lyrics of "Paul" by Big Theif
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- Part 12 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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beware the moon, it's covered in blood now by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 Jun 2025
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If someone would say Joel was crazy, he probably wouldn’t disagree.
He lived quite the normal life; wake up, rot in bed delaying alarms, realize you actually have work, go to work, finish work, go back home.
However, that is the life he told himself he was living. The mundane life of a single man living in the boring city of Birmingham was just one part. The other? Well, he had no idea when it started.
aka: Joel meets a stranger at the club, decides he will be the victim of his evening activities
(they also make out)Series
- Part 11 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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written in polish, cletho fluff !!
Cleo kocha Etho, Etho kocha Cleo..czy coś jeszcze można dodać?
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- Part 2 of polskie fiki olka
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i would love just to be stuck to your side (not with anybody else) by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 May 2025
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“Can I help you?” the angel man asked, his glowing eyes staring worriedly into Joel’s.
The student blinked awake, a radiant red blush on his cheeks.
“Uh- uhm.. Yes?.. No..?” Joel was still getting used to the voice. He was clearly all over this guy. “I- I’m.. in need of food” he wanted to pinch himself in the arm, was this some sort of dream? Was he still in Physics lecture? Why was he so bloody awkward?
aka: Joel didn't know that a cheap Ramen restaurant would include such a charming employee.
aka: fluffy boat boys meet-cute at a dirty ramen place
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- Part 10 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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suicide in your arms | feels like i'm drowning by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
03 May 2025
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Etho never knew where the saying had come from.
Untill he met the subject of the saying sitting beside him.
aka: Etho meets the ghost of Joel Beans, they talk about suicide and the infamous saying.
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- Part 9 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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histerical and useless | it always ends up drivel by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Apr 2025
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A Year,
a whole goddamn three hundred and sixty four days Etho was gone.Joel had been waiting for his boyfriend to come back for that whole year.
But when he finally does, it's not like in the movies, how Joel imagined it to be.
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aka: smalletho angsty reunion fic, ends with fluff though
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- Part 8 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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a break in the schedue | tea to the rescue by olekbbeans
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Apr 2025
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Joel’s schedule for appearing at band practice was always simple and unforgettable. One week, he was there, the next, he wasn’t.
So it was quite the surprise when Joel didn’t arrive the week he was supposed to.
And Etho is one subborn, worried bandmate.
___aka: Smalletho sickfic in a little band AU
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- Part 7 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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“This is a very strange last conversation” admitted Stratos, his giddy behaviour fading into a stern, blank state. “I can’t believe that bloody demon dipshit is the reason I’m going to die. I was hoping you would be the one to do it.”
Etho’s face scrunched. “If that’s your wish, I could” he shrugged. “I could also rush you to the hospital, as I’ve said before”
aka: Etho's final conversation with a dying Joel.
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- Part 6 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)
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this day is for noone but you by olekbbeans
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
14 Feb 2025
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Their celebration of Valentine's day was supposed to go by spending quality time by themselves but when Jimmy suggests a doggy date between the three pets, Joel just can't pass by.
aka: Etho planned the day hour by hour, only for it to be completly ruined by a sudden hangout with their friends.
(really bad) Valentines special !!
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- Part 5 of two boys one boat (smalletho fics)