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“People always talk about how bad the surgery is,” Ed told Hawkeye, “but you never hear people mention how much it sucks to have fifty pounds of metal hanging off your body. Bolts in your bones.”
“What’s happening?” Mustang asked sharply, turning toward them with his clouded eyes still lingering a few feet over their heads. “Hawkeye? What’s Fullmetal doing? Is there something wrong with his automail?”
Ed flicked the lighter again, waited a little more patiently this time, and inhaled. Then he gave Hawkeye a nod, giving in to the inevitable. The only reason Mustang hadn’t figured it out already was probably because Ed didn’t do a lot of... this sort of thing. The comfort thing. Mustang liked people to play into his expectations.
“Edward came out to smoke opium,” Hawkeye said at last. “He says it helps with the pain from his automail.”
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09 Mar 2026
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There was only one thing Ed needed to do: find a way to get Al's body back. He wasn't going to worry about cheerful soulmates, narcissistic colonels, or violent Xingese assassins, but life had a funny way of fucking with his plans. Ed was sure it was Ling's fault in every possible way. Plot-heavy Edling AU.
Part I: Chapters 1-9: The Fruitless Search
Part II: Chapters 10-24: Under Pressure
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08 Mar 2026
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Where the fuck did the colonel find this kid?
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5 times Edward said 'I've had worse' and horrified his poor innocent coworkers with his Tragic Backstory and 1 time he wasn't able to (to everyone's relief).
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13 Sep 2025
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Finally, Spencer's past is catching up to him. He was a fool not to think this would happen. Now he has to deal with being part of a case, revealing his past in the CIA to the BAU team. Like that isn't enough drama, there's a secret society that operates in the shadows, formed by only the most rich and dangerous, only powerful people can survive inside it, it's called the Underground Affluence.
Sadly, Spencer was a part of that too.
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16 May 2025
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Bad Guys Don't Try To Be Nice, Do They? by GayChaton
Fandoms: Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies (1992)
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It’s never too late to change. Haven’t we learned that by now?
Kids can’t be evil. There’s gotta be a rule against that; nobody under the age of twenty can really be considered evil. After all, when a hundred annoying boys call you bad guys without any soul, it would probably be pretty satisfying to prove them wrong, right?
Alternatively titled: The Delanceys Try Really Hard To Not Be Awful: A Delancey Redemption Arc
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08 Aug 2023