oswaffle
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do it chu~♡︎ by oswaffle
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
03 Jul 2026
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Matt towers over him with crossed arms.
“Bird, kissing isn't exactly rocket surgery, just tell me the gist and I'll be set! If you're soooo worried about your reputation, you diva.”
“You can't just tell someone how to do it!” Jay exclaims in exasperation.
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beer pants by oswaffle
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
26 Jun 2026
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as a wise person once said
“don’t do the #pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge around my alcoholic ass.” flash ⚡️ [@beershotcombo]. X (formerly Twitter), 21 June 2026, 7:58 p.m. -
2 boys 1 coffin by oswaffle
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
15 Jun 2026
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It was their craziest plan yet. Matt’s gotten pretty close to jumping the shark many times, but this was by all accounts insane. Jay watches Matt over his shoulder, hopping up on the couch and then back down again, in the throes of explaining his latest design.
“Okay, so, imagine it: one arm around me, one arm around you, Weekend at Bernie’s style-”
“Matt, we can’t STEAL a CORPSE!”
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The Big Dinner by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
07 Jul 2026
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“Do you think that the lasagna noodle was the first one, and then they started cutting them up?”
Matt stays quiet in the aisle with the hope that Jay has more to say on the subject. Jay wilts slightly, knowing he’s only been given the floor because he said something strange.
“Or like - was the guy, or girl, that made it, was it a mistake?”
He honestly doesn’t know. Both options sound plausible.
“Bird. One single day – I’d give anything,” Matt says, “Just to spend a day in your mind.”---
Matt and Jay make a nice meal together.
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07 Jul 2026
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until then by friscalatingdusklight
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
30 Jun 2026
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So, naturally, what comes garbling out of his mouth instead of any kind of coherent explanation is, "I dream about you all the time." And truthfully, he does. It's not like it's anything weird; it just carries over from real life.
Matt laughs once from above him, sharp and incredulous. "Not like this, you don't. Better fucking not, anyway."
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30 Jun 2026
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sometimes I just want to know what it’s like to be you by apollojusticeforall
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
26 Jun 2026
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Looking back, it was inevitable, really, that perhaps because you had spent so much of your lives locked in each other’s orbit, the space between your bodies would get confused. Somehow, whatever force that controlled the atoms of the universe, whether that be chemical reactions or God or beings from a different dimension that programmed you all into a simulator or something, finally lost track of who was supposed to be attached to which body, or even that there were supposed to be two separate bodies at all. Or maybe it was all a metaphor for penetration.
Matt and Jay make a discovery.
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26 Jun 2026
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cause i don’t wanna miss this kiss by maniacinaspeedo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
24 Jun 2026
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Jay swallowed and brought his forearm up over his head in a melodramatic pose. He coyly glanced up and away toward his open palm.
“Well,” he play-sighed, “you sure got me. I guess that means I’m getting kissed.”
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aka, the hidden post credits scene of the burger
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25 Jun 2026
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One Person Playing Two Roles by boozytiramisu
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
20 Jun 2026
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Post-s2 of the Viceland series. Jay left Matt for an interview. Matt unravels.
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20 Jun 2026