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Orion had probably single-handedly killed hundreds of mals in the past four-years alone, and he could have taught Maleficaria Studies.
After the end.
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This was the worst meal Dean had ever sat through.
John gets a call, and Dean and Sam get a new brother.
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In between stalking the nightmares of his statement givers, Jon spoke to Gerry.
In which Jon and Gerry keep each other company after the Unknowing.
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Dean didn’t roll his eyes, but he was getting pretty damn tired of people assuming he didn’t know how to use a condom.
Dean receives a baby via monster-stork. Life follows.
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Sam and Dean started doing the telepathy-thing again. It was pretty subtle, but Jess had been watching the brothers—especially Dean—like a busy-body neighbour for days.
Dean visits Jess and Sam at Stanford.
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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I'm Just Happy You Still Call by Distractivate for poppyseedheart
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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Yuna Hollander knows that it is normal for children to distance themselves from their parents as they approach adulthood. She expected it when Shane was a teenager, when he moved to Kingston for juniors, even later, when he moved to Montreal. When they stayed close, when he seemed happy to see them at his games, to have her managing his career, when he seemed not only to love them, but to still like having them around… When he invited her for dinner with his boyfriend and the four of them laughed until the summer sun dropped below the lake, she thought maybe this was one challenge of parenthood she would be spared. Which makes the day it finally happens all the harder to bear.
Or, Yuna Hollander and the joy and anguish of growing up.
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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"When Glow arrives, be friendly and welcoming," Ember said. "Not scary."
"Why does everyone think I'm going to scare him?"
Chime said, "They can see your face when you look at him." He paused, glancing over at Moon. "That face, that's the one."
Ember sighed. "I remember being in his position. It's pretty nerve-wracking coming to a new court and not knowing what's going to happen to you there - whether they're going to welcome you or shun you, whether you'll make new friends, whether a queen is going to claim you..." He came and put a sympathetic hand on Moon's shoulder. "Glow is probably worried about all of those things, and missing his home and clutchmates, and it's our job to try and help him relax." For a moment Moon thought he was just being soft-hearted, until Ember added, "He won't open up and tell us what's really going on unless he's relaxed."
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Illumination by bomberqueen17 for yopumpkinhead
Fandoms: Books of the Raksura - Martha Wells
30 Jun 2016
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One of those all-too-frequent moments where Moon does something utterly un-Raksuran (or alternately, doesn't know something all Raksura should know), and Chime has to help him without it getting too embarrassing for either of them. Other characters welcome if desired!- Language:
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