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• How to Wreck Kyle Broflovski with Five Kisses (by Eric Cartman) by papanya

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  10 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Stan Marsh
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Other South Park Characters
  • Second Kiss
  • 5 Times
  • Freshman Year
  • Teenagers
  • Fluff
  • Denial of Feelings
  • Coming of Age
  • Kyle Broflovski & Stan Marsh Friendship
  • Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick Friendship
  • Main four friendship
  • Anxiety Attacks
  • Kyle Broflovski Needs a Hug
  • Eric Cartman Needs a Hug
  • they can give each other hugs :)
  • not miscommunication if they don't communicate at all
  • (jk they do but it takes a while)
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Mutual Pining
  • Emotional Slow Burn
  • Underage Drinking

  Summary

  After the date, Kyle thought things would simply go back to normal between the both of them.
  (It's an understatement to say it didn't).
  If one time it’s a fluke, then two times it’s a pattern. If five times it's too far, then why the hell can’t he stop kissing Eric Cartman?

  Series

  • Part 2 of How to: The Series

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  20,262

  Chapters:

  2/6

  Comments:

  48

  Kudos:

  74

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  1,176

• How to Make Kyle Broflovski Fall (for Eric Cartman) by papanya

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  26 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Other South Park Characters
  • First Dates
  • First Kiss
  • Challenges
  • Inspired By
  • The Bet (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
  • Aged-up South Park Characters
  • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
  • Canon-Typical Behavior
  • 8th grade
  • Denial of Feelings
  • Fluff
  • Underage Drinking

  Summary

  The first rule when it came to South Park was very clear: never (ever) accept a bet from Cartman. Everyone knows that- and he always knew better than anyone else.
  Then what on Earth is Kyle Broflovski doing going on a date with Eric Cartman?

  Series

  • Part 1 of How to: The Series

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,197

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

  38

  Kudos:

  152

  Bookmarks:

  19

  Hits:

  1,894

• New Kid Experiences Girlhood (Sorta) by papanya

  Fandoms: South Park  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  11 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • New Kid | Douchebag & Everyone
  • New Kid | Douchebag
  • The Girls of South Park
  • The Boys of South Park
  • Trans Character
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • South Park: The Stick of Truth
  • Coming of Age
  • Coming Out
  • Misgendering
  • One Shot
  • They/Them Pronouns for New Kid | Douchebag

  Summary

  In some way- even against all odds- the New Kid managed to survive all the havoc being a newly South Park citizen puts you through.
  But with Bebe’s sleepover coming next weekend and them being invited (again- somehow), it may put everything to the test. Girls are confusing, boys are gross and the New Kid…

  Well, they’ll figure it out. One way or another, if that’s what it takes.

  (Takes place after SOT and before TFBW.)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,555

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  222