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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Shane Hollander thought he was bad at sexting.

    Ilya Rozanov has spent five years wondering how someone could be so good at sexting entirely by accident.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    “You are burning bread? For me?” Ilya has a hand over his heart. “You shouldn’t have.”

    “Shut up,” Shane says, still nursing his finger. “It’s a work in progress. Unless you’re not hungry.”

    Ilya is looking at the finger Shane has in his mouth with great interest. “No, I am. Very.” He leans in, snaking an arm around Shane’s waist. “Maybe not for this bread, though.”

    “Do you…want to eat something else?” Shane ventures as Ilya takes Shane’s hand in his.

    “Sure.” Ilya presses his lips to the tip of Shane’s finger, followed by his tongue. “You have this ‘something else’ in mind?”

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    Or, 3 times Shane fucks up the tuna melts + 1 time he gets them just right.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Growing up, Ilya had learned that wanting things made him a burden. Shane had made it his personal mission to prove the exact opposite. So yes, technically Ilya could buy anything he wanted. But he rarely got the opportunity.
    Because somehow, impossibly, Shane always got there first.

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    Ilya Rozanov is Spoiled and Pampered by his husband.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    After every game, Ilya makes sure each of his teammates hears it: “Good job, I love you.” Except when he reaches Shane, he gets “I love you the most.”

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    19 Jun 2026