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    the only winning move by

    Fandoms: Stargate SG-1  

    09 Oct 2008

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    At 0955, after reading the instructions in their second envelopes, the two SFs guarding the door to Isolation Room 2 looked at each other. "We're gonna get shot," Brooks said.

     

    Or: War games at the SGC.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Just Go Kill Palpatine by for medusaceratops

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    26 Jan 2025

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    In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Too ripe not to split by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    22 Dec 2025

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    Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”

    Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”

    “Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”

    “That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”

    “Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”

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    23 Dec 2025

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    sic 'em, boy by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    01 Apr 2025

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    The League won't say it out loud, but there are moments where even Bruce sighs, runs a hand through his hair, and thinks 'Wow. Isn't it great he's on our side?'

    (Written for the April Fool's Topsy Turvy event for the Superbateveryweek Server!)

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    29 Jul 2025

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    queen of peace by

    Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison  

    27 Nov 2024

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    Csethiro broke abruptly free of the pack and came sweeping towards him with hands outstretched, probably hoping to do damage control.
    “Serenity,” she said, ignoring her father, who seemed to be wanting to prompt her like a conductor. “We are honoured to have you here.”
    Maia had very little experience with the specific social mortifications of an embarrassing family— his own having simply chosen to forget he existed— and it wouldn’t have been fair to make a judgement, but there was already an undeniable tinge of the ridiculous to the entire affair.

    (Awkward dinners are part and parcel of the Emperor's role... but the Ceredada really are spectacularly embarrassing.)

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    05 Apr 2025