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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    “but what about lily? You’ve been like head over heels in love with her for years!”

    Ilya’s mood immediately picks up “head over heels, huh?”

    Shane can feel his face getting redder. “Fuck off. He’s exaggerating.”

    ”I am not!-“

    or: a video of Shane and Ilya is leaked online and his parents, Hayden and JJ react to the news.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Rumor had gotten around that he had a steady relationship now, after all it was obvious that he no longer engaged in his former party boy ways. It was the new tradition now, chirping Ilya Rozanov about his girlfriend. He shares what the other players say with Jane of course.

    Lily: Are you cheating on me with Durand?
    Jane: What the fuck??
    Jane: NO!!!
    Lily: He said he spent night with my girlfriend last night :(
    Lily: How could loving girlfriend do this to me?
    Jane: I don’t even know where to start with this
    Lily: Because you don’t love me anymore
    Lily: You love Durand now
    Jane: I’d rather set myself on fire than spend one minute with Durand off ice

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    18 Jun 2026

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    HOLLANDER IS GAY

    A shocking moment has occurred as Gilbert Comeau outs fellow Montreal Voyager and Captain Shane Hollander as gay. Fans of the hockey team are divided, with some condemning Comeau's actions and others calling for transparency.
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    Rozanov and Hollander?

    During the recent pre-season game, Ilya Rozanov revealed a past hook-up with Shane Hollander, asking the other captain if he’d like a repeat.
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    Shane’s Wife @hockeygirl25

    Okay, so wait, this was just pigtail pulling the entire time?

    Or, after Shane is outed by a teammate, Ilya decides to bin their ten-year plan to publicly woo his boyfriend as if they aren’t already dating.

    The public predictably loses its mind.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Three years into playing together at Ottawa, Shane and Ilya are invited to take part in a video for buzzfeed all designed around debunking the biggest theories surrounding them, their relationship and promising not to hold anything back. It's safe to say the hockey world will not be the same again.

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    SH: Hello, I’m Shane Hollander, the greatest hockey player of all time. 
    IR: And I’m Ilya Rozanov, the actual best player of all time. 
    SH: 5 cups to your 3.
    IR: 800 goals to your 750.
    SH: I could go into assists but we need to finish the intro so hello everyone!
    SH: We’re here with Buzzfeed who have given us conspiracy theories to look at.
    IR: We’re going to prove them all wrong. 

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    18 Jun 2026

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    @Rozanov81:

    Ok internet, I have announcement.

    I am getting married in 2 weeks.

    So we are going to play a game, ok? I give you one clue every day, we will see if you can guess

    #SecretRelationship #ILoveYouJane

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    With each new daily clue, the Hollanov fans only get louder. Each clue lining up perfectly with a certain Canadian hockey player.

    However, they still cannot convince anyone. If anything, their overflow of online excitement might make it seem less believable.

    Ilya notices the plight of these modern Casandras of the internet age and, of course, decides to make it worse.

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    Told through snapshots from twitter, Instagram, the Ottawa WAGs group chat and Ilya’s journey into the depths of Reddit to find r/HollanovHQ

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    18 Jun 2026