perhapsitiswitchcraft
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wash the windows just to say, "hey" by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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It starts with the cracked pavement, littered with oil stains from the litany of beat-up cars that had parked there. Up on the gas station awning, there's a buzzing LED sign that’s gone half dark. When he inhales, sharp , the air is dry, dusty with the song of a coming monsoon.
Beyond the clear swinging glass doors, florescence lighting beckons him into the store. Inside, where the smell of cold coffee and clean tile is overwhelming, where soda slush spills out into the floor, where cigarettes lay locked behind a rounding counter in the center of the store.
Behind the counter, as always, is the cashier, with bright eyes and a dingy uniform and dark hair shorn short on the side. And always, she smiles when she sees him.
"Hey, soldier," she says. "Long day?"
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Whumptober Day 11: Convenience StoreSeries
- Part 3 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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between being a salesman or a soldier by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Oct 2024
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In a glittering metropolis in the middle of the desert, Astarion, the Pale Lavaliere of the Szarr Empire, meets the monster of Avernus Arena, a hulking, looming figure wreathed in flame and baptized in her opponents blood.
She calls herself "Karlach".
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Whumptober Day 3: No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
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- Part 2 of bg3 but its a sci-fi space western
- Part 2 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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forget yourself, surrender your mind by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Oct 2024
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While on the hunt for prey, Astarion was captured by slavers and taken to their compound in Baldur's Gate to be sold. The next night, his Master comes for him. But while he's alive, Astarion is not quite... alright. Cazador reacts normally and sanely.
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Whumptober Day 1: Search Party
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- Part 1 of Bg3 Whumptober 2024
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pride of ravengard. pride of baldur's gate. by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Jun 2024
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In the aftermath of the Iron Gauntlet, Wyll goes through his Father's things.
And in a drawer in his- the office, he finds a letter.
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roundabouts and washing lines by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Jun 2024
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“What’s this?” Astarion purred, low.
Wyll immediately glanced behind him to see what-
Oh.
“A Nighttime Encounter,” Astarion began to read, outlandishly theatrical, as he peered down at the worn novel he’d filched from Wyll’s pack. “A tale of drama, desperation, and, oh! Desire. By Mariun Mollomster.”
Wyll was a grown man, so he pointedly did not flush. “I see you found something to interest you,” he said, instead.
Series
- Part 1 of bg3 but its a sci-fi space western
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bg3 but its a sci-fi space western by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Oct 2024
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I literally can't explain it better. It's bg3, but its sci-fi and space and western :)
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Skin and Bones, and Brains and Blood by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom The Owl House (Cartoon)
19 Oct 2023
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A study of a world where Hunter was a bit more loyal, and Belos patient, at least at the beginning, and where the fealty of the Golden Guard could weather anything, and the way that changes things.
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Hunter Toh au's I may or may not finish one day by perhapsitiswitchcraft
Fandom The Owl House (Cartoon)
03 Mar 2024
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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08 Jul 2026
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It Takes a Village (Idiot) by foureighteenths
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jul 2026
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What do you do when you’re getting married in six months and you have 22 guys whose literal jobs are to do whatever you tell them?
The Ottawa Centaurs are conscripted to pull off their captain’s wedding. The fact that they still don’t know who he’s marrying is entirely beside the point. (All the signs are there. All of them.)
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03 Jul 2026
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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02 Jul 2026
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least valuable player by neostar
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”
or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.
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02 Jul 2026
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his sugar baby, his sour coach, his jock bro lady macbeth by angel_deux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya collide on the ice in 2008, and Shane's career is over before it begins.
In 2014, when they meet each other in a club in Boston, Ilya wants to make it up to him.
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05 Jun 2026