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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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01 Sep 2019
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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31 Aug 2019
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such surpassing brightness by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Feb 2019
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The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.
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23 Jul 2019
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how big the hourglass, how deep the sand by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Mar 2019
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After the Apocalypse, and with characteristic slowness, both Crowley and Aziraphale think there might be something they need to sit down and talk about.
And then Aziraphale disappears.
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- Part 1 of how deep the sand
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20 Jul 2019
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love and its decisive pain by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2019
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The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.
Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.
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- Part 2 of how deep the sand
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20 Jul 2019
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Making An Effort: Queer (Trans) Masculinity in the Ethereal & Occult Beings of Good Omens by elegantidler, irisbleufic
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Feb 2019
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“[A]ngels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort.”
—Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
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20 Jun 2019
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forty years in the wilderness (and the following holiday weekend) by sunsmasher
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
08 Feb 2019
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Miles Edgeworth comes home five weeks after Phoenix finishes rebuilding the jury trial system with his own two fucking hands.
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09 Feb 2019
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"I have to know, Merle, if this is really and truly... right. It was so long ago, when our dissatisfaction transcended our world, and I can't... I can't recall what I was feeling then and I'm scared I was... that we're wrong."
"...You aren't really in charge of this thing, are you."
He frowns.
"Why do you say that."
It's neither a confirmation nor a denial.
"Well, you said you must look beautiful, but really, to us, and everyone in the worlds you consume? You're terrifying. And you didn't know anything about our ship until I told you."
He sighs again.
"I think it's time for you to go."
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This story is already fully written except for the Epilogue and will be updated on a weekly schedule (sometimes more frequently)
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30 Dec 2018
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A gift of fanart!
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10 Mar 2018
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Piggyback rides, warmth at night, a beautifully carved spice rack. Taako has requests, and Magnus never seems to answer "no."
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08 Nov 2017
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When a bad brain weather day threatens to sabotage your babysitting plans, it's up to your girlfriend to come to the rescue.
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01 Sep 2017
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This is all my fault. The amalgamates have started melting away, one by one. Sometimes I wake up, and one of them is just gone, like they had never even existed. I have to fix this. I’m not going to stop until I do. I’m not gonna leave until it’s over, and every last one of them is back to normal.
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14 Jul 2017
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a life of smoke and silvered glass by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2017
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Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.
The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.
Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"
"He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."
"But Potter, really?" said Severus.
"He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."
Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."
"Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.
(Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)
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- Part 15 of boy with a scar
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11 Jul 2017
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The AU is based on this drawing by tickfleato on tumblr: http://tickfleato.tumblr.com/post/131854812520/
Alphys is an aspiring marine biologist who's out collecting water samples at a nearby mass of cliffs that cause interesting currents to occur, when she and her team gets interrupted by a very angry mermaid.
Rated Teen for language. I promise I won't do my Sadness Thing this time.
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FINALLY FINISHED! Thanks to everyone for their support and encouragement <33- Language:
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07 May 2017
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13 Jul 2016
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The human never killed, but they also never returned. Flowey never regained the power to RESET, but he also never lost his urge to try new things, no matter who it breaks in the process.
Denied the chance to get his old body back, Flowey decided to take one for himself. In the end, he settled on Sans.
Sans' friends come together to get him back. That turns out to be the easy part, because having your body hijacked by an evil flower isn't an experience anyone passes through unscathed in body or soul. The hard part is picking up the pieces of their friend and helping Sans fit himself back together.
Fortunately, he soon discovers that the people in his life aren't the sort of monsters to back down from a challenge.
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13 Mar 2016
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It takes over forty years, but they get around to it eventually.
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08 Mar 2016
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The end is going to come, and softly, for nobody but you. Your brother is slipping away a little, because this world Aboveground is so full to bursting with opportunity that it would probably kill him to sit still. And you understand, and you’re so happy for him it expands beneath your breastbone like something physical, and you know he's gonna make you proud.
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14 Jan 2016
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Something goes very wrong. Mistakes are made, regrets are had, and things generally suck. Even if their two best friends are a goopy amalgamation that can barely speak coherently, Frisk will do anything to keep them happy until their dying day.
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13 Jan 2016
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[It was really cool. I wish I could do something like that.], says Frisk, feeling a little wistful for a moment. Chara sneers at them.
“Oh, I bet you could,” says MK. “I mean, humans can use magic, can’t they? Otherwise, how would they have…. I mean, the barrier was made by humans. So. Humans can be magical, too!”
Frisk can feel a bubble of excitement swell up in their chest, overwhelming Chara’s knot of irritation about the book. [Really? Wow!]
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- Part 1 of we make a good team
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08 Jan 2016