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    “Our kid is going to be so spoiled,” Shane groans. “Maybe we’ll learn how to be stricter during camp. It’s long hours and kids need structure.”

    They lay there in silence.

    “I wish I knew you when you were a kid,” Shane admits. “Those pictures of you make me want to cry.”

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander learns there are both pros and cons to accidentally adopting a kitten with your situationship.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Hollander’s mouth flattens into the cutest, bitchiest little line. “Yeah, well, have you seen one on a guy before because…” he stops, waves a hand down at his crotch.

    “I have now,” Ilya answers honestly. He’s heard of it before, of course. Usually crude jokes amongst crude locker rooms, but he also knows for all the claims made from every other guy about how they’ve come across one, it’s rare.

    So of course Shane fucking Hollander gets the honour.

    Ilya can’t be mad though, considering that he’s about to reap the rewards of it.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a pussy.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Picture this, Ilya wants to tell the naysayers and the haters, the pearl-clutchers and the busy-bodies.

    A cold, late afternoon in Ottawa during the throes of a winter hockey season. A warm, cozy two-story home in Rockcliffe Park, snowed-in with a tendril of smoke coming out of the chimney. Shane Hollander, hockey-playing god in human form and the dearest love of Ilya’s mortal life, bent over a dining table covered in pristine hockey cards of themselves while Ilya fucked into him from behind.

    Ilya and Shane have a combined 800 hockey cards to autograph. Shane wants to get the job done. Ilya has other ideas (and an unexpected use for that permanent marker).

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ilya pierces his ears. Shane is feeling…some type of way about it.

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    17 Jun 2026