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    "And you know what, too!" Adrian honks. "If Grace was still here, he would tell you that you are being a horrible, lazy, ridiculous being!"

    "Take that back!" Rocky roars.

    Well. This is awkward, Grace thinks right next to them. He fidgets with his claws and wishes he still had thumbs.

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    It's one thing to wake up as an Eridian.

    It's another being unable to tell anyone about it.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.

    "What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.

    "I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."

    "Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"

    "Yes," Grace says hoarsely.

    "Anything for him."

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    Adrian does not like Grace.

    Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Wilson barely registered the sarcasm. His brain had latched onto one horrifying realization.
    “Oh, my God,” he choked. “I flirted with my boyfriend’s daughter?”
    House smirked slightly, shaking his head. “Wouldn’t be the worst thing you’ve done.” Then, before Wilson could say anything, he added, “And don’t call me your ‘boyfriend.’ It sounds stupid.”

    or, House discovers Thirteen is his biological daughter

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”

    “Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”

    “This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”

    But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.

    He’s wearing a wedding ring.

    Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.

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    Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.

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    04 May 2025

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    Two and a half years into college, Ford found his brother asleep in a parking lot. Several apologies and explanations later, they're back to being friends!
    But nothing is ever that easy when you're Stan Pines.

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    30 Oct 2024