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    old dog, old tricks by

    Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)

    27 Mar 2019

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    Five has a lot of issues. Like, a LOT of issues.

    A lot of them tie directly back to his around forty years of isolation surviving the apocalypse. Just some general fics about Five's siblings learning about some of his issues and finding out more about what it takes to survive against all odds and how deeply it has impacted their youngest oldest brother.

    Five has a lot of growing up to do, and a lot of learning to accomplish. But his family is there for him through it all.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Five Angst by

    Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)

    30 Dec 2022

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    In Anticipation of Pain by

    Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

    18 Apr 2023

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    “Diego, I need you to break my leg.”

    “What?”

    “Break. My fucking. Leg,” Five growled. “What, you want it in Spanish?”
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    When the Sparrow Academy captures Viktor, the Umbrellas must devise a plan to rescue him. Spoiler Alert: It’s not painless for anyone involved, and by “anyone,” I mean Five.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    The Long and Short of It by

    Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

    03 Jan 2026

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    Jack Sparrow has kept many secrets over the years. His compass, his deals, his escapes—all mysteries wrapped in enigma and questionable decision-making.

    But there's one secret he's guarded more carefully than any treasure: the three-inch lifts hidden in his boots.

    When a flooded tunnel and an inconveniently observant Barbossa force the truth into the open, Jack discovers that some things are harder to live down than mutiny, death, or the Kraken.

    At least those didn't come with short jokes.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    The Worst Best Valentine's Day by

    Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

    24 Apr 2026

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    Jack has planned the perfect Valentine's Day for Hector—fancy dinner, thoughtful gifts, romantic activities. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Absolutely everything. But sometimes the worst days make the best memories.

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    07 Apr 2026