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Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
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Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
Or:
No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
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I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
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I'm tired of my grief (and I would like you to love me) by cloverpaloma
Fandoms: Agent Carter (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
29 Dec 2020
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Daniel raises an eyebrow. “And you haven’t told anyone?”
“No,” Jack snaps. “Carter kept my secret, I’ll keep hers.”
Both of Daniel’s eyebrows shoot up, and Jack thinks, oh, shit.
“Your secret.”
Jack picks up his book again. “Yep.” Calm and casual.
“What’s your secret? I thought you were pretty two-dimensional.”
“That’s the secret,” Jack says, trying to stop his palms from sweating. “I have feelings.”
(Jack isn't great at saying how he feels. It only takes a year and more cups of coffee than he can count.)
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- Part 1 of how i sing you like a song
Bookmarked by pleaseignorethis
03 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
i've spent years thinking I already had this bookmarked — it's already gone triple platinum in my heart
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irreconcilable differences (or how michael scott came to loathe toby flenderson with all his being) by honey_wheeler
Fandoms: The Office (US)
05 Aug 2011
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It's a thin line between love and hate.
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Best and Worst Decisions Made On A Friday Night by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli) for MissusMonster (cosmic_creeper)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Mar 2015
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They’re eighteen, they’re seniors, they’re alive. These were all things once-upon-a-time in danger, so Lydia took it upon herself to throw a party.
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09 Nov 2022
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Lydia Martin has no idea why she agreed to de-virginize Stiles. Seriously, she doesn’t.
But it's the best decision she's ever made.
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- Part 1 of The Heisenberg Anthology
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09 Nov 2022
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Written for a kinkme_merlin prompt. When Gaius retires a new physician takes over and quickly kicks Merlin out of his room and takes it for himself. Arthur finds Merlin sleeping in the stables...and it's winter.
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09 Nov 2022