pompompeanut

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    “We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.

    “We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”

    Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight. That doesn't mean he can't. In fact, when lines are crossed during the first game Shane plays against his former team since becoming a Centaur, people are about to learn it means exactly the opposite.

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    My version of a crack fic, brought to you by whoever it was that mentioned they thought Yuna would have put Shane in Martial Arts as a kid, and that’s the reason he doesn’t fight.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    “He wants to ride the bull.” Neil says, making Andrew roll his eyes. Andrew sits down, not caring enough to join, and Neil lets Nicky lead him to the corner of the bar. Nicky’s attempt is almost good until he gets thrown off and bounces a few times against the padded floor. Neil laughs at Nicky and then Nicky stands up and bows, as if he did incredibly.

    When Nicky gets out of the ring, he says, “You have to try it, it’s so fun.”

    “I’d die before doing that.” Neil says, rolling his eyes as some poor girl is thrown off.

    “I’ll give you fifty bucks to do it.” Nicky says, and that makes Neil’s eyebrow raise.

    “A hundred.” Neil challenges, not expecting Nicky to agree.

    “Fine.” Nicky says, grinning. “No takebacks. You’re riding that bull.” He says quickly and Neil sighs.

    “Whatever,” Neil says, shaking his head.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    It started because of the weekly movie nights....

     

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    Neil Josten figuring out how to say I love you and oblivious to what he means to Andrew. Short fic.

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    23 Feb 2026