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Clothing Construction by Wadi Playtest Hall (ponchard)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
07 Sep 2025
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Starfleet students practice wearing scratchy, pre-replicator clothing, in case they get thrown back in time.
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[Meta] Does Garak actually sew? by Wadi Playtest Hall (ponchard)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
02 Sep 2025
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Garak refers to his own work as sewing, and seamed clothing canonically exists in the 24th century. But do those seams really need to exist? How much does Garak do what we would think of as sewing?
Previously in this series, I explored a workflow for replicator-assisted tailoring. In that meta, I said people would probably delete seams from their replicator patterns. For this meta, I’ll be doing a deeper dive into the structure of seamless clothing, and how replicators make it (much) easier to create.
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- Part 2 of Warp Threads: Star Trek Replicator Metas
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Julian helps the changeling impersonating him.
It wasn’t like the other time, on the Founders’ planet. The connection was much more direct, and there was no point in hiding what was happening. He didn’t have exact control over his- its body. He couldn’t have controlled it anyway; the signal was too laggy, throttled down to a trickle so it could slip through the wormhole disguised as background noise.
Still, it let him leave his quarters and play darts with Miles.
He considered spelling out some sort of message. Nothing overt, nothing that would be obvious in one meeting. Perhaps clustering the darts to one side, or in some other odd-but-not-impossible pattern. The clacking of the dabo wheels stuttered across the connection. Miles lurched from one position to the next, not quite as smooth as he would be in person. He didn’t even know if this was happening in realtime, or if it was some composite scenario the changeling was researching for later. But he could see Miles, and Leeta, and Morn, and even Quark, and they were alive, and the station was peaceful and he was home.
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With Anders barred from Kirkwall, Justice starts to look elsewhere.
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These damn Cardies, Miles had said. Put me through all those medical procedures when they’re planning to execute me anyway. Didn’t have the decency to just kill me.
Something in that conversation had stuck with Julian, and was stubbornly refusing to get unstuck. It was only that… well. That part of Miles’ report, with the chair and the samples and the holding his head still, had put him in mind of some difficult patients he’d had in the past. One thought led to another, and he’d started picturing a very particular difficult patient under those too-bright lights. Not in the chair, exactly, or maybe, if he could be wrestled into it?
None of this was anywhere near appropriate to voice aloud, which is why he was halfway through the question before he realised he’d opened his mouth.
“Do you think you could pull my tooth?”
Recent series
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Warp Threads: Star Trek Replicator Metas by Wadi Playtest Hall (ponchard)
Fandom Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
02 Sep 2025
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Chill, plotless explorations of alien worlds and creatures.
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- 1,389
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They Are All Real - Stories of Minor NPCs by ponchard
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins
11 Jul 2020
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Stories from the Fade. Each one highlights a different minor NPC. If the Hero, Champion, or Inquisitor appear at all, they're too busy with Important Business to be more than a footnote.
None of these stories are related to each other, so I've put them in alphabetical order. You can read them in whatever order you want.
- Words:
- 21,699
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Good Old-Fashioned Passive Aggressive Discussion by Chameleon (ponchard)
Fandom Doctor Who (2005)
05 Mar 2020
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- 3,251
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- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 23
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Literal Elf Nerds by ponchard
Fandom Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
07 Apr 2017
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IN A WORLD where ancient elves are honest-to-god actual literal programmers and live in modern cities but post-Fall Thedas is totally normal and canon compliant, as if nothing weird had happened, ONE ELF NERD hacks, types, and skinny-jeans his way to the eventual FALL OF HIS CIVILIZATION, ROCKETING THEDAS BACK TO THE DARK AGES. Meanwhile, in the present, HE MUST LEARN TO COPE with vastly inferior technology and COMPLETE LACK OF MEDICAL INFRASTRUCTURE. The clock is ticking on our hapless hero!
For reasons that remain baffling, even to myself, this is a series now.
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I am in hell, Ilya thinks. He's awkwardly hard in his cup and layers of gear. He can't focus. How the fuck is Hollander functioning like this? Is he actually so gifted at hockey that he can play at this level and still have space to let the sex demon in his brain run rampant? Is this what he's like all the time? (Now with bonus ch 2!)
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- Part 2 of prompt fills
- Part 1 of hollanov ft. telepathy
Bookmarked by Ribbing Attachment (ponchard)
25 Jun 2026
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Rozanov fighting for his life in here. 😆
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“You don’t mind, do you?” Shane asked, before he could stop himself.
Ilya looked at him like he’d said something stupid. Shane cringed. “No, it is good for me,” Ilya said, his lip curling up. “Healthy competition.”After Sochi, Shane starts sleeping with another man. After Vegas, he picks back up with Ilya, too.
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- Part 5 of perfect from now on
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Skills clinic by thetimesinbetween
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Apr 2026
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Luca hadn’t been sure he would go through with the plan. He’d talked himself into it and out of it about fifty times.
But he's made it this far. He's sitting with Shane Hollander, just the two of them. Now all he needs to do it open his mouth and—
“Look,” Shane is saying, “if you wanted to talk through coming out, I th—”
“I can’t figure out anal sex,” Luca blurts.
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It's almost Pride Night at the Bell Center. Shane isn't happy about it.
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"I think this stuff is a distraction that should be kept off the ice."
Bookmarked by Ribbing Attachment (ponchard)
22 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The dramatic irony is so GOOD in this one, it’s just such a well-crafted oneshot.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.