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Khuzd'adad by priondisease
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Oct 2022
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Despite what Bilbo and the rest of the shire would say, it went mostly unspoken that Bilbo Baggins was a most peculiar hobbit indeed, and for a very good reason.
Bilbo Baggins was not a hobbit at all.
More precisely, he was half-hobbit. Though everyone pretended it was a big secret, it was well known that when Belladonna Took returned to the Shire after several years adventuring (and wasn’t that a scandal) and quickly and quietly married Bungo Baggins - the oldest son of the most respectable family in Hobbiton - she gave birth to a son who was half dwarf.
Bilbo Baggins, son of Belladonna Took and a dwarf, joins the Company as he learns more about his people and his father.
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The one where I decided there aren't enough Dwobbit Bilbo stories so I decided to write one myself.
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(Don't) Call Me Maybe by Andai
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Apr 2021
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“I’d like to remind you that calling any emergency service - including a hero - without reasonable cause is a felony that will prohibit you from obtaining your hero’s license,” Aizawa warned, watching some of the grins be wiped off some of his students’ faces.
His face softened as he looked around at the faces of the problem children who’d weaseled their way into his life over the course of the semester before continuing in a far less harsh tone.
“... That being said, I’m not just a pro hero. As much as I might hate it -” he didn’t - “you’ve all weaseled your way into my day-to-day life, so while I expect you to contact me in case of an emergency, I’m also willing to help if there’s something less severe that you think appropriate to contact me over.”
Huffing, Aizawa picked up his lesson plan for the day, then grabbed an eraser and wiped his cell number from the chalkboard, preparing for the next lesson and hoping against all hope he hadn’t just made a mistake.
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Aizawa gives his cell number out to the problem kids (for emergencies), and might (not) regret it when they contact him about more.
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- Part 1 of thicker than water
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22 May 2026
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Nothing So Bright by Strix4
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Sep 2020
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"They are ready, in a way that breaks their teacher’s heart. Totally unsurprised. Almost instinctive in how fast they’d responded, like previous attacks have turned ‘battle ready’ into ‘muscle memory’. They’re fourteen and fifteen-years-old and impossible to look at for how much it hurts."
Or, the true power of Class 1-A is their ability to change people.Series
- Part 1 of Nothing So Series
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22 May 2026
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A Study in Firsts by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jan 2022
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There’s a first time for everything.
The first time everyone crammed in Momo’s room to study, a mess of limbs and books on her bed.
The first time Mina burned crepes so badly the smoke alarm went off.
The first time a jumpscare got Sero so badly, he flipped off the back of the couch.
The first time Uraraka fell asleep at the table and accidentally sent it floating.
The first time someone realized Todoroki walked far too quietly, and far too cautiously around the dorms to be normal.
The first time Midoriya broke his toe on a door frame and kept walking through it.
The first time Kirishima woke up screaming through the walls.
The first time Tsuyu blanched at the sight of a needle.
The first time Bakugo dropped, clutching the back of his neck with eyes scarily vacant and detonating everything around him until Aizawa had to intervene.
It wasn’t always pretty, but the dorms were filled with firsts.- Language:
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21 May 2026
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pace yourself, darling, you're going far by konbini_kun
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Jan 2020
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Sequel to sprinting to the starting line
Shinsou was officially part of the hero course now. And that meant dealing with 1-A, and their special brand of crazy. Shinsou understood now, why Aizawa had been grumbling about going grey early.
Featuring Midoriya being Midoriya, Kaminari forcibly breaking through Shinsou's fears and barriers, and Iida lowkey pining in the background for a while. Also no one believes Shinsou and Aizawa when they say they're not related at all.
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- Part 2 of sprinting to the starting line
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20 May 2026
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Welcome to Homeroom by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Mar 2021
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“I can’t just let you poach all of my teachers!”
“We don’t want all your teachers, just the good ones!”
xxx
Alternatively; upon graduation, UA's most infamous class decides to stick together. If only their favorite mentors would get the memo, opening an agency would be so much easier.Series
- Part 1 of Homeroom
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20 May 2026