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to flirt with sharp and heartless things by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Legacies (TV 2018)
28 Nov 2020
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“Is there any scenario where this doesn’t end in disaster?”
“This” being: Hope is in love with Lizzie and is best friends with Josie, and Josie is Lizzie’s twin sister and Penelope’s ex girlfriend, and Penelope is still in love with Josie but is sleeping with Hope, who still hates Penelope, no matter what anyone else might say.
This is why it’s easier to just never care about anyone. Hope thinks.
She puts her head down on the table with a thunk. “No. This is so fucked up.”
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my only love sprung from my only hate by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Motherland: Fort Salem (TV)
26 Jun 2020
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“And they were roommates…” Abigail mutters as they watch Raelle run off to confront Scylla.
“Oh my god.” Tally says. “They were roommates.”[MFS Week Day 5- “enemies” to lovers]
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my best friends are my enemies (so i'll keep you close to me) by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Aug 2019
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Clint gives her an amused look. “I mean, I know we’re dealing with an international assassin here but-”
“But what?”
Clint puts the stack down and leans back in his chair, arms tucked behind his head. “But they kinda seem like love letters.”
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i don't fall in love (i just fake it) by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
24 Jun 2019
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“So you’re telling me: you lied to your boss and said you have a girlfriend when you don’t, because you need to impress them at some fancy retreat for a promotion and they’re sexist and will think you’re pathetic if you’re single, and somehow you thought the best plan was to fly halfway across the world, track down your ex girlfriend, whom you haven’t spoken to in five years, and ask her to pretend to be your girlfriend for two weeks?”
Regina nods succinctly. “Yes, exactly. So you’ll do it?”Series
- Part 4 of self indulgent rejanis fics
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i’ll always be on your team by problematiclesbian
Fandoms: We Are The Tigers - Max Allen
15 May 2019
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“You’re a good friend to her, Cairo. Kate trusts you.”
Cairo shrugs, uncomfortable with the praise. She used to think she was a good friend to Riley and that ended with charges for triple homicide and accessory to the crime, so.
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The evolution of Kate & Cairo’s friendship after canon.
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self indulgent rejanis fics by problematiclesbian
Fandom Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
24 Jun 2019
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me writing the rejanis fics that no one else has the lack of dignity to
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She looks at Baran’s mouth. She could kiss her, she thinks.
‘Trinity,’ Baran says, voice low and edged with warning.
‘What?’ She looks straight at Baran, smirks a little.
‘What are you doing?’ She tilts her head, bores straight into Trinity’s eyes.
Trinity’s heart drops deliciously. Baran’s eyes glint and her voice is so honeyed and she’s looking at her like fucking that and of course Trinity is gonna fucking say something. Trinity isn’t even really flirting with her, not yet.
‘’M not doing anything,’ she mumbles. She leans a little closer.
Baran smirks. ‘Trinity.’
‘What?’ she repeats. She’s smiling. She could kiss her.
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Baran starts fucking the nanny, and things get complicated.
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24 May 2026
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it happens slowly and then it happens all at once, as most things do.
or, how driving each other home becomes the catalyst for a series of events that neither trinity nor baran could have anticipated.
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15 May 2026
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glinda upland, fresh out of college, is hired as a private tutor for one nessarose thropp of nest hardings by the girl's mysterious and brooding older sister. a fair amount of mutual obsession ensues— glinda, after all, isn't used to not getting what she wants.
or, the booksical elphaba-is-a-repressed-vampire-living-in-a-gothic-estate fic!
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07 May 2026
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so forgive me if i jump (at the rattle of your keys) by Bugsquads
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
26 May 2026
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The first week back is an endless parade of people checking on her. Garcia corners Trinity in the stairwell to tell her how worried she was with a very un-Garcia-like sincerity; Mel keeps shooting looks at her out of the corner of her eye; Victoria asks her if she’s ok at least three times a day; and even freaking Langdon finds her in the ambulance bay and tells her how sorry he is that it happened to her. Trinity tells him to fuck off, because it’s easier than admitting that she hates that she is again a person who has had a capital S Something happen to them.
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A workday goes south. Trinity copes with the aftermath.
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03 May 2026
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Baran is in the middle of describing the look her ex-wife gave her when Sami's teacher suggested maybe he gets his argumentative streak from home. "It was so pointed, Trinity, you would have thought she was trying to kill me with her eyes, and I'm sitting there thinking, first of all, he gets it from both of us, she's a lawyer for Christ's sake—" She stops. Utterly stalls, mid-sentence and mid-motion, the rolled spinach half under the knife on the board. The hand not holding the knife gives a faint, irregular jerk at her side, fingertips twitching against the grain of the wooden cutting board. For a single disorienting second Trinity thinks Baran has simply lost her train of thought.
It takes Trinity a beat too long, something she'll kick herself for later, to understand what she's seeing. "Babe?"
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Baran has a seizure while cooking them dinner
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24 Apr 2026