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    An unusually hot summer quickly escalates into the worst damn summer Peter has ever had, one out of five stars on yelp, zero out of ten dentists recommend. And he isn’t talking about it. Ever. Months later, during an unusually cold November, Tony and Happy are attempting to bond with the kid but don’t understand why the harder they try, the more Peter seems to be pulling away.
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    Or: Four times something bad happens, and three times Peter opens up about it. Because he’ll never ever admit he accidentally broke Tony’s favorite mug.

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    Tony is injured on a mission and Peter is left trying to cope. Luckily he has His Aunt, Happy, and Pepper there to support him along the way because, at the moment, everything feels unbearable. All he can do is try and trust it when the other adults in his life assure him that Tony will recover.

    [Edited Aug. 13, 2023: The story is exactly the same. I just went in to correct some spelling, grammar, and overall writing mechanics.]

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    Peter Parker is just bored enough to hack into the Stark Industries website and change every instance of the word 'Stark' to 'Stank.' Best prank ever! ... until he gets caught by Tony Stark himself. However, rather than facing a hefty fine and up to ten years of prison as expected, he's offered an-- alternative arrangement.

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    “I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
    “I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
    “That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
    Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
    “It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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    Or: Tony dealing with the plane crash on Coney Island for a whole Monday. Shouldn’t take long.

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    Peter gets invited to an off-campus party and while he's there, he decides to throw all caution to the wind and have a few drinks. Because he can't even get drunk, right? But oh, how he is wrong. He quickly learns that his metabolism, while wonderful for many reasons, does not keep him from getting drunk. Maybe worse, it also doesn't prevent him from being hungover the next day either.

    It's a good thing Tony is ahead of the game.

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