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'He watched again as Merlin seemed to create a ring of energy around him with the music. Deft fingers skipped over the strings, drawing Arthur completely in. He was well acquainted with the sight by now, seeing as he had replayed it so many times in his mind, and yet he couldn't find it in himself to look away from the expert hands in front of him.
But then something else, something more important, pulled his eyes away.'
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Arthur catches Merlin playing some awesome music and realises he's in love with him because musicians are hot. (alternate title: 'of clotpoles and citoles')
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Whenever I'm Alone With You by professionaleejit
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
05 Jan 2026
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On the verge of passing out, he just about saw the silhouette of his opponent raising their axe to raze him—wow, even on death’s door, he’s still the funniest person he knows. His foe paused—for dramatic effect, of course—the crowd spurring them on. In what were probably Usagi’s final moments alive, he uttered his last, poetically heroic words:
“Shit.”
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Usagi is trying to break himself out of the Battle Nexus, meanwhile Leonardo is trying to break himself in. Chaos ensues.
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“I’m the king,” Arthur says grumpily, swallowing around the stone that has settled in his throat, “I can wear what I want.”
“What about what I want?”
“I’m the king,” Arthur repeats slowly, since Merlin is being particularly thick, “and so you can also wear what I want.”
Or, Arthur dresses Merlin, which goes about as well as you would expect.
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20 Jun 2026
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Merlin figures out he is immortal, and he does not take it well. Arthur finds him just as he pours the poison down his throat.
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26 May 2026
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"That was magic," Arthur accuses.
"Oh." Merlin just nods, looking unperturbed.
Arthur fights to keep his expression calm, mind racing and heart pounding. "Sorcery is outlawed in Camelot. On pain of death."
Merlin splutters, finally fixing Arthur with an affronted glare. "It's not like I meant to do it!"
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Merlin gets hit with a spell meant for Arthur and loses his memory. Revelations ensue. Set sometime after 5x02.
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12 Mar 2026
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The other man does look older, no longer the rebellious teenager, although he’s still dressed all in black. His hair is shorter on top, longer at the sides and he carries himself differently, adding years to his appearance. He doesn’t move under the Doctor’s scrutiny, keeping his eyes on the bottle of beer on the counter, his fingers turning it slowly and carefully."I suppose I owe you an apology."
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04 Jan 2026