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5 times Ilya Rozanov inadvertently menaces Shane in a store and the 1 time Shane on-purpose menaces him back.
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listen how the heart beats lying next to him by pumpkinless
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Dec 2025
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Every time a text came through about flight times, Shane thought that would be the last one. That Ilya would say, no, actually, but I cannot come to your home over the summer and fuck you in your bed for two weeks and kiss and play house like we are boyfriends, because we are hockey rivals and this has been a seven year long mistake. Also, I will be blocking your phone number and never want to see you again unless I am beating you on the ice.
He had doubted every second until Ilya was finally in his car in the airport parking garage.
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“Do you think . . . I can go back to being mute?”
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Acxa misses her girlfriend when she's away for work.
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next to you is where i call home by pumpkinless for bootyshortskeef
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
12 Oct 2020
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Shiro is a first time gardener with too many tomatoes taking over her life. Keith won't stop sunbathing half-naked next to the garden.
And they were roommates.
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Keep Calm and Carry On by TheLadyofShalott1989
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 May 2026
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At 12:21 AM, a hotel elevator experiences a malfunction between floors. Inside: two passengers. Little does the elevator know these two passengers have a very publicly documented heated rivalry.
Elevators are not trained for what inevitably comes to pass.
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15 Jun 2026
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Please Text by EveFrancesca
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Mar 2026
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In retrospect, they should have called. Texted. Rang the doorbell. Heralded their entry with a trumpet. Something. But everything is clearer in hindsight, especially the sight of your father’s behind.
Shane suppresses a shudder.
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Shane and Ilya walk in on an awkward situation. Ilya intends to make it worse.
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15 Jun 2026
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Rule 46.1 “Fighting”
“Fighting” is not a part of PWHL’s game. A “fight” shall be deemed to have occurred when at least one (1) player punches or attempts to punch an opponent repeatedly or when two (2) players wrestle in such a manner as to make it difficult for the Linespersons to intervene and separate the combatants.
Or: hockey as foreplay to sex. Jane Hollander and Liliya Rozanova are two star rookies who can’t stop beating each other up in the rink.
Or: In the din of the crowd and the buzzing and the shouting she doesn’t hear anything at all except her breathing and Rozanova’s.
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Chapter 2: It’s all fucked, because Jane Hollander is dating another player. Another player on Liliya’s fucking team.
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14 Jun 2026
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Unearthed by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Apr 2026
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Just before Shane’s 30th birthday, his entire world comes to a screeching halt. A stupid mistake in Florida gets him outed, traded, depressed, enraged. And to make matters worse, Ilya Rozanov is right there to witness his entire crash and burn.
OR, Shane doesn’t get hurt playing against Boston, and Ilya does break up with him. Flash forward four years, and Shane finds himself playing for the Ottawa Centaurs, where Ilya has been captain since 2019.
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13 Jun 2026
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Ain't No Country Boy Quitter (She Gets the Job Done) by Meliager
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander and Liliya Rozanova, rival captains in the PLWH, have been hooking up casually for years. The media loves their "friendly rivalry," and it makes great promotional material for the still-youthful league-- but the the "with benefits" part of it has to stay on the down-low both for Liliya's safety as a Russian expat and as part of the compromise in a league that's both queer- and family-friendly.
So Shane knows of no earthly explanation for why Liliya makes it her life's mission, the moment her Canadian citizenship is finalized, to turn her usual infuriating behavior on the ice up to eleven, focused entirely on getting up in Shane's face and under her skin.
Or: There are probably easier ways to tell your career-long fuckbudy that now your immigration status is safe, you're angling for commitment--ways that don't include inducing a rage blackout and hoping for a ring in the aftermath. But Liliya Rozanova wants revenge for all the years of watching Shane Hollander's media coverage and pretending she doesn't want that to be hers.
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13 Jun 2026