queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- SMPEarth (1)
Recent works
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public relations are my favorite crime by queer_drunk_dwarf for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: SMPEarth
10 Nov 2025
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Fit and Phil lands themselves in a pickle.
Thankfully, they know just the thing to get out of it!
Techno wants to go to sleep.
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If I could wish for one thing, I’d take the smile that you bring by Cracksicle, queer_drunk_dwarf, SilverBell2005
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
28 Feb 2024
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Phil's life was rather good at the moment. Well as good as it can be with a dead wife, permanent knee injury, and a single small coffee shop to earn a living. Either way, things were going a bit too well leaving him to wonder what type of shit storm was about to come his way. Perhaps he should’ve kept his thoughts to himself because what he got was far worse than he ever imagined.
AKA Three crackheads banded together to write a Fic because there wasn’t enough Dark SBI with innocent Philza.
Recent bookmarks
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Who Stole the Treasure on the Sunny? by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 May 2026
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The Straw Hats' emergency treasure chest has vanished from the Sunny. Search every room, gather witness statements, decode a cipher left in Robin's handwriting, and piece together what actually happened—and who, if anyone, is actually guilty. A fully playable interactive mystery built in HTML and CSS, with branching leads, a suspect board, a collectable evidence inventory, and two endings.
Series
- Part 34 of Izzy's HTML & CSS Experiments
- Part 19 of HTML & CSS Games
- Part 4 of One Piece Games
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
12 Jun 2026
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This is it, Sanji. You're about to make an incredibly rash decision that would make every high school reunion very, very awkward.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
12 Jun 2026
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Sanji was thorough. As a chef, he took pride in making sure none of his movements or time was wasted. Even down to polishing the utensils, he had his station spotless and pristine. Which was why it irked him every single goddamn time Zoro threw his swords onto the table that he had just wiped clean.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
12 Jun 2026
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Black Bramble by Kageyamas_Tiktok for ChodzacaParodia
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
06 Oct 2024
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When Zoro brings a thorn filled bush back to Thousand Sunny for the Cook, he does not expect things to go the way they do. For one, his plan of execution is faltered the moment he steps into the Shitty Cook’s domain, and honestly, everything kind of just crumbles from there.
The last thing Zoro expected was for Sanji to be so pleased and to find himself turning red and hot with nerves.
Or;
Zoro buys Sanji a gift. Things go a little sideways when Sanji appreciates the gag gift instead of realizing it’s a meant to be a jab, but that’s okay because Zoro has always taken the scenic route to his end destination.His end destination, however, doesn’t seem to be Sanji’s ire after all.
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Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
12 Jun 2026
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Five years after the Warehouse 9 fire, new remains turn up under the south pier with a key wired to the wrist. Detective Zoro reopens the file. Private Investigator Sanji Black has been chasing the same case for five years. Warehouse 9 was never an accident, and the proof has been waiting under the pier.
Bookmarked by queer_drunk_dwarf
12 Jun 2026