5 Works by rae_bees

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    “Well yeah,” Red huffs, crossing his arms. Freeman swears he hears a “duh” thrown in for extra effect, but that might just be in his head. “You’re both either clones sent to kill me or alternate versions of myself, also sent to kill me.”

    He punctuates it with a shrug, accompanied by a challenging look. Yellow in fact challenges it, with an impressively disappointed facepalm that sounds like it hurt as much to do as it was to witness. He can feel his parents guilting him for going across the country for college all over again. “Okay! Okay. Why are— Why do all the options include your murder, exactly?”

    Freeman nods along with that completely valid question, pretending that the thought of his own murder had not been the first thing to cross his mind when meeting the duplicates. Red sends him a dirty glare, like he knows the truth. Whether or not it’s just some sort of inherent instinct that comes with being the same person, or if he’s randomly got the ability to read minds is anyone’s guess.

    Imagine that, versions of him with superpowers.

     

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    Gordon Freeman meets himself. Ten times, in fact. Now he's not sure what's more likely to kill him; the end of the world or these maniacs.

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    10/?
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    "Mhm." Is Kyle's very detailed and thought out reply that absolutely explains everything Stan had questions about and even things he didn't. Totally.

    "So… are you an elf?" he tries instead, earning an annoyed and overly judgmental glare in return. Like he should feel stupid for asking that.

    "Yes." His tone is somehow even more judgy than his expression. It's honestly kind of impressive.

    "Just checking. Believe it or not, elves don't exist here." Stan holds up his hands in surrender, although regrets his clarification the moment something like grief flashes through Kyle's eyes.

     

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    Stan is doing his best to enjoy the end of his shitty day of an already shitty week in his shitty life when he accidentally summons a fucking elf of all things from another world, which some wise asses may also refer to as 'the consequences of his own actions'. In his defense, it was Cartman's idea.

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    If MK had a nickel for every time he’d formed a life long bond, he wouldn’t necessarily be rich per se, but honestly it’s odd he’d have more than even one nickel in the first place.

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    4/?
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    Sam's... working very hard to be the best single father his 5 (five) children could ask for. So, when a rather traumatic incident happens to said children while Sam's away, he quits his job immediately, leaves the steady life he'd been building for himself and his kids, and moves the 6 of them into an old farmhouse he inherited. Naturally.

    Out of everything regarding the move, he didn't expect navigating their new town with it's colorful cast of characters to be the most difficult part.

    (Can you tell who my favorite characters of the DSMP are yet or should I start yet another fic focused on them?)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Sam has been described as many things. An adventurer, an engineer, a master builder.

    Parental was not among those things.

     

    AKA the found family fic no one but I asked for. I'll post more if people like it, otherwise it will forever live in a folder on onenote.
    (I'm bad at summaries)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    15/?
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