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“Well, it’s not Nami, obviously,” Sanji reasons out loud. “You two are like siblings. And as lovely as Robin-chan is, she cannot possibly be your type.” Zoro had phrased it in a way hinting at unrequited love, which means Hiyori’s out too – that woman was practically throwing herself at him every time they were in the same room. “Oh, what was that pink-haired darling’s name? Perona, no? She–”
“Cook,” Zoro deadpans, eye narrowed. “If you want to guess sometime this century, you need to stop listing women.”
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In which Sanji gets captured by pirate hunters, Zoro is in the right place at the right time, and one thing leads to another. You know how it is.
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01 Jul 2026
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Walking Study in Demonology by ijustwanttodestroy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Sep 2024
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Eijirou looks at the talisman. And then does a double take.
“This just says ‘fuck off’ in kanji,” Eijirou says to Midoriya.
“It’s very effective,” Midoriya says to Eijirou.
“What the hell is going on,” Jirou says to the room.
(In which the dorms are haunted and Midoriya is an exorcist. In, you know, a manner of speaking.)
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19 Mar 2026
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Besotted for Blond by IronicVeghead for SebastianMoranhasarrived
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Aug 2024
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“He’ll never love me like this~”
“Ohmygods!”
“No~ fuck. No! I didn’t say- shut up!” Zoro retorts gruffly, sitting back on his haunches as her hollow’s affect begins to ebb. His face is screwed up in a frown and he’s blushing.
“This is the most exciting thing ever,” she grins.
“You are the worst!”
“I need the whole scoop,” Perona tells him, moving to crowd him towards the foyer.
“You don’t, actually?” Zoro frowns, batting her hands away as she attempts to manhandle him into a seat, “you don’t need shit.”
“Zoro,” she hisses, shoving a manicured finger into his nose, “either you tell me willingly or I will pull it from you with your smitten sorrows.”
The swordsman snarls, his eyes crossing as he glares down her finger.
“Spill.”
Perona can see the way his jaw clenches tight and she smirks. She knows he’s only angry because she’s winning.
“I… I’m in love with the Cook,” Zoro grits out.
──⋆｡˚⋆༺♕༻⋆ ˚｡⋆──
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15 Jan 2026
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take my heart, don’t break it (love me to my bones) by Resacon1990 for Ame801
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Sep 2024
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“You know,” Zoro starts beside him, and Sanji turns his head to see the swordsman watching him carefully, the edges of his lips twitched up into a small smile, “if the wind changes, your face will be stuck like that.”
Sanji stares at him for a moment, suddenly aware of his deep frown, and he smoothes it away with a brush of his hand as he scoffs. “It’s not funny when you say it, Marimo.”
Zoro laughs. “Oh, but it is when you do?” he asks with a cocked eyebrow and Sanji grins at him, reaching out to shove at his shoulder, well aware that he knocks Zoro slightly off balance only because the swordsman lets him.
“Excuse you,” he retorts, dodging Zoro as he swipes out at him with a large hand, “but I’m fucking hilarious.”
Or, five times Zoro shows affection and the one time Sanji realises (and returns) it.
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15 Jan 2026
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Lord Floria's Anthology by leadernovaandthemacabre
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
15 Apr 2023
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In her preparation to ascend the throne, Princess Zelda’s father introduces her to the concept of looking for a companion with the intelligence, resolve, and aptitude to rule at her side.
Meanwhile, the Marquis of Faron’s little sister steals his private poetry and sends them to Princess Zelda after she hears she’s looking for a man.
Link begins to sweat.
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18 Dec 2025
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For Want of a Ring by MiraculousMage
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
20 Jun 2023
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Zelda comes to one realization after another in quick succession, which leaves her with one question: what now?
Or: In which Zelda realizes she might already be married.
Post-TotK, minor Dragon’s Tear references.
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17 Dec 2025
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Phoenix has it all figured out.
He picks the day with the absolute worst weather forecast possible and waits until evening. He shuffles all of the unfinished paperwork for Iris' trial until it's a complete mess to read through. He stands in front of his mirror and rehearses the pitiful look he perfected during his college days.
Then he rings Edgeworth's doorbell.
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29 Nov 2025
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Or Should I Go by pickledragon for bluemoodblue
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
02 May 2020
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Two years after Zak Gramarye vanishes from the courtroom, leaving behind his attorney and 8 year old daughter, he returns, intending to take his daughter back home.
Phoenix Wright can't stop him, no matter how much he wants to.Series
- Part 4 of The Wright Anything Agency is Not Okay
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28 Nov 2025
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All According To Plan by ghostwriterofthemachine for ashenice
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Jun 2022
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Sentinel is the vigilante.
He’s the one who inspires all the rest of them, the one who everyone aspires to be, the good one, if you ask even other pros and they thought nobody important was listening.
He has the world convinced that he’s Robin Hood, targeting people and entities who usually throw money at consequences until they go away, who are protected by laws they lobbied and pressured into existence, who have enough raw capital that they can dodge any law enforcement that they want. Sentinel is the champion of the small and the hidden, ally of investigative journalists and muckrakers, the bane of bullies and abusers.
Enji might’ve respected him, if the guy cared enough about his own actions to actually become a registered pro.
Pro-Hero Endeavor is called by the Hero Commission to deal with an old vigilante rival of his. He really wishes he'd just said no when they asked him to do it.
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16 Nov 2025
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Statistic by aconstantstateofbladerunner for heyhamlet
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Mar 2023
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In a world where All for One was defeated the first time around, new villainous groups are constantly bubbling up just under the surface of society. New crimes need new tactics, so in an effort to flush out an alleged anti-quirkless group, All Might decides to go undercover as Yagi Toshinori, quirkless middle school teacher. But Toshinori hasn't been quirkless in a long time, and he learns the hard way how much things have changed.
[If you see this fic anywhere that isn’t the official AO3 website, it’s stolen.]
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10 Nov 2025
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my fellow passerine by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Jun 2020
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Then the Alliance delegation shows up, and their offering strolls through the gates of the monastery like he already owns the place.
A reminder, for those who need it: Cyril is not an idiot. He has good eyes and he uses them.
An observation, for those who want it: The Golden Deer house leader is Almyran.
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Cyril knows a lot more than he lets on, Claude is far less covert than he thinks he is, and messing with the guy your parents told you was a possibly-unkillable demon-prince isn’t usually supposed to earn you a lasting friendship but hey… life is already pretty damn weird.
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09 Oct 2025
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After five years since their last midnight meeting, Ferdinand has to ask himself if he's really stupid enough to let Hubert into his room again.
Well, actually, he is and that goes without saying. Given the war and their duties to the Empire and Caspar's recent tendency towards insomnia though, their secret affairs aren't such a good idea anymore. Five years have left Ferdinand a little more than unsure about the arrangement. Why Hubert isn't worried is the real mystery. Heck, Ferdinand will settle for knowing why they only meet in his room. Ever.
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06 Oct 2025
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Crown of Thorns by diddlydang
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Jan 2020
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Huffing, Ferdinand crossed his arms and turned his nose up in the air, “I don’t recall any enemies trying to compliment me, Hubert.”
“You and I remember our time at Garreg Mach very differently then,” Hubert teased him. “If everything is in order, and I truly cannot convince you to return to Enbarr…” He trailed off and raised an eyebrow.
“Later.” Ferdinand promised. “When everything here has settled down. I'll come back then.”
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- Part 12 of The Ferdibert Collection
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05 Oct 2025
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it's just us by ratbandaid
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Oct 2021
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Claude can’t stand this stifling silence.
Blondie is giving him this look, a look clearly conveying that he recognizes Claude but not enough to speak freely. He looks like he wants to say something, but he politely keeps his mouth shut, despite the fact that Claude wishes he would just say something in his stead.
They’re both avoiding the obvious—the fact that they’re both an odd, bluish tint and standing in the middle of the street next to a bunch of bloodstains along the asphalt as cars drive right fucking through them.
Finally, Claude decides that he might as well rip the band-aid off and get it over with.
“Hey,” Claude says awkwardly, “I don’t know if you know this, but I think we’re dead.”
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or, in which dimitri and claude are strangers who die at the same time and get into some ghostly antics
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01 Oct 2025
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To Dedicate Love by Trilies
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 Nov 2021
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It is becoming increasingly clear through their correspondence with one another that King Khalid, the latest on the Almyran throne, is romantically interested in King Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd of Fodlan. This would be tricky enough to navigate on a political level all on its own...
But there is a problem:
Dimitri is still heads over heels in love and pining for one Duke Claude von Riegan, still off on his travels.
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24 Sep 2025
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and so we start again by unraelated
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
22 Aug 2020
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Dimitri knows Claude before he ever meets him.
Claude has known Dimitri for longer.
For Dimiclaude week, day 7: "Past and Future"
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23 Sep 2025
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The Boys Next Door by burn_ish
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
04 Dec 2023
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Thud!
“Hey, watch it,” Glenn says absently, shifting his grip on his end of the headboard.
“That wasn't me, babe,” Holst replies just as there's another, louder thud followed by a moan that’s only just slightly muffled from the other side of the wall. They lock eyes and Glenn can feel his face starting to heat up.
“Ah.”
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13 Sep 2025
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do not pass go by karasunonolibero, keysmashlesbian
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
21 Feb 2021
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Hubert takes a deep breath and composes himself. “Ferdinand. You need to understand something right now. I am not your boyfriend at this moment.” Hubert leans in. “I’m your corporate nightmare.”
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or, the chess club plays Monopoly.
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09 Sep 2025
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Retrospectively Unsubtle by kowaidesuka
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
26 Aug 2019
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Sylvain and Felix get together, secretly (who knew an engagement party on the island of Almyra could be so romantic?). One by one, their friends find out, until it all comes to a chaotic close.
Based on a variety of Friends episodes, but mostly 'The One Where Everybody Finds Out'.
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07 Sep 2025
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Turnip For What by imalright
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Feb 2020
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“I hate him,” he mutters. For some reason Glenn laughs and that fills him with an indescribable anger. “I hate him!!!”
“I know, little dude! He sucks!” He squishes up Felix’s cheek which he hates. “Fuck ‘im, am I right? Fuck ‘im!”
“Fuck ‘im!”
“Yeah, fuck ‘im!”
“FUCK ‘IM!”
The first words Felix's soulmate ever says to him are quite rude. Glenn encourages revenge.
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05 Sep 2025