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    Bilbo Baggins of the Shire — late a dragon of Mordor — has been enjoying his retirement in the peaceful and boring Shire. It is here that he expects to live out the rest of his life as an underestimated and overfed hobbit, until the promise of treasure and adventure lures him from his hole.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo Baggins dies a day out from the shore of the Pure Lands. While his passing was not planned, he was not surprised. When the reaper leaves him to walk his path to the Garden alone, Bilbo comes to the conclusion no one would miss one little hobbit, so instead of heading down the path, he decides to go on one last adventure. He always had meant to make it to the mountain one last time, and now he has all the time in the world.
    In the halls of Mahal, thirteen dwarrow have no idea what is coming for them.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Thorin is King Under the Mountain. He should learn to think about political appointments before he has to face the consequences. Now he has to go two months without his hobbit. Unfortunately, this is Thorin, and patient isn't the word to describe him on this subject.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    If God is always listening (and Dennis has been told repeatedly that he is) then God already knows what goes on inside of his head. God knows that Dennis has been harboring strange, perverted desires for as long as he’s known how to want. God knows that Dennis’s peers never could capture his attention the way their fathers did. God, more than anyone else, knows the sheer depths of the youngest Whitaker child’s depravity. All-seeing being, right? That’s the way the story goes.

    So fire and brimstone it is.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Briar Baggins was a disappointment to those in the Shire who once expected that she would become someone exceptional. She was difficult to coax from her study, often withdrawing into books about lands far beyond their green, rolling hills.

    It came as a surprise when Briar accepted an invitation from her cousin to visit Bucklebury, and returned some time later with a baby in her arms. A baby that malicious gossips insisted had been seen wearing tiny socks, of all things!

    No doubt things would settle down again after that bit of excitement.

    A proper gentlehobbit would not chase after adventure well into her middle age, after all.

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    24 Mar 2026