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Half-Doomed and Semi-Sweet by ratatoe
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jun 2026
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“You’re such a piece of work sometimes.” Ryland has the gall to get huffy with him, still glaring at him, despite the flush of embarrassment on his cheeks.
“Oh, well, excuse me for not wanting to imagine Tom Ryder screwing my twin brother!” Colt throws his hands up in exasperation, nearly knocking over his now-cold cup of coffee. “We have the same face, Ry. If I have to picture him doing unspeakable things to you, it’s like I’m picturing him doing those things to me. Do you understand how horrifying that is?”Or; Tom and Ryland's realtionship, through the eyes of the people around them
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Bigger and Brighter and Wider Than Snow by ratatoe
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
01 Jun 2026
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“You’re a bit dense, aren’t you?” Tom pays no mind to the offended squawk he gets in response, nodding to himself like it’s a truth he’s decided on. “That’s okay. A pretty face is more important than brains.”
That seems to finally snap the man out of his nervous stammering. His blue eyes widen for a second, before narrowing, his pretty pink lips twisting into a grimace. Tom has the feeling that he may have said something he shouldn’t have.
“I have a doctorate in molecular biology. Please don’t insult my intelligence, under the pretense of complimenting me.”Or, Tom Ryder meets his fall guy's twin, who just arrived on set after some UNESCO conference and refuses to give Tom his number.