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    Here is our (mine and rat’s) contribution to the Ghost Soap Equinox event.
    I wrote the first chapter in Johnnys POV, rat did the second chapter in Ghosts POV and the third chapter is a combined POV of these two.

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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Starscream hated the weather phenomena native to Earth. How couldn’t he? It was more surprising that anyone else tolerated it at all.

    It was fickle, annoying, and infuriating. It cared not for anything in its wake, and sometimes, it seemed like it existed merely to make his life more difficult. . .

    . . .What was it that he was talking about, again?

    — ——— ⟣≺★≻⟢ ——— —

    Or, five (give or take) days in the life of Starscream aboard the Ark, as told through conveniently diverse, totally-not-symbolic-at-all weather. Umbrellas sold separately.

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    29 May 2026

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    “You don’t get it,” Rumble says. “I’m telling you, that’s not what it’s about. It’s like—the whole war—it’s not even just about fighting Autobots.”

    “Well then what’s it about?” Frenzy asks.

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    18 May 2026

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    Or, When Primus Put Your Hand in Mine, There Weren't Supposed to Be Handcuffs.

    Starscream's on a short road to prison when he meets his sparkmate. Things can only get better from there.

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    14 May 2026

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    Jazz once started a rumor that Sunstreaker is so vain, cold-sparked, and self-involved that he turned on Megatron himself simply to gain access to the Autobot’s superior washracks.

    That rumor spread as designed, like a wildfire through the Autobot ranks, to protect Sunstreaker and his twin, veiling their true origin from the Autobot rank and file in misdirection and need-to-know secrecy.

    The truth is, the cascade of events leading to Sunstreaker’s betrayal of his deep connection to Megatron all started when Decepticon Sideswipe realized something: being an Autobot prisoner made for a fun and relaxing vacation opportunity.

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    11 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Slams glass on the counter. Vortex is on the lost light au because [tv static]. Anyway Ratchet hates that guy

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    06 May 2026