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    Akechi Goro leaped before looking - it was a simple opening, a simple proposition that would ingratiate him with his prime suspects. Their voices matched the ones he heard in Madarame's Palace. All he needed to do was confirm his suspicions. He rounded the corner, and steel grey eyes focused on him as he appeared, sending his words to the back of his throat. Akechi's perfect smile bought him time; it always did. He was pleasant enough despite the empty-eyed looks possessed by the ones with lighter hair. Before continuing on his way after a miscommunication about food, he glanced over his shoulder, staring back at the lensed glare that practically pinned him against the wall.

    Akechi set a task to add Amamiya Ren to his plans, unaware that he had already revealed his hand.

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    A retelling of Persona 5 Royal, swapping between Joker and Akechi's perspectives with a heavy emphasis on Shuake/Akeshu. Original events have been added, tweaks to certain plot points to adjust pacing, and the relationship between Joker and Akechi has been incorporated without changing the story's overall course.

    No part of this work was made/written using AI. I just like em/en dashes.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    when hannibal, a senior in college and nearly ready for med school, finally has to take the art history credit he's been dreading — with the misanthropic professor graham — he makes it his mission to ensure he gets the elusive A that has never been given before. no matter what it takes.

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    31 May 2026

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    Ineffable, inevitable ferryman to the dead, Charon, is solitary in his existence. He has a singular purpose. Greet the dead. Take the coin. Ferry the dead. Repeat. There was no need for anything more.

    A new god enters his life to help him guide the dead to their after life. Hermes, messenger to the gods, and the exact opposite of all Charon is, inserts himself into Charon's life and changes it completely.

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    13 May 2026

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    Is it just Charon or is Hermes’s chiton getting shorter?

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    03 May 2026

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    Hermes has places to be and people to see, and as much as he adores spending time with his smoke-breathing chthonic lover, today his schedule is so jam-packed even the slightest deviation will throw it entirely into disarray.

    The thing is: Hermes never could resist flirting with Charon.

    NARRATOR: Perhaps they should have remembered a certain Underworld Prince, who's ever in need of the Stygian boatman's infernal wares.

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    03 May 2026