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The hitman was staring at him. The two locked eyes. 81’s face changed imperceptibly, his eyebrow lifting in what felt like a challenge. Lando looked away quickly.
“Fuck.” He muttered, staring down at his rum and coke, hands gripping the glass. From his periphery he saw a figure approach, agonisingly slow.
“Lan? What’s wrong?” Alex called worriedly in his ear.
The hitman sat down beside him. Facing forward, his knee came to rest against Lando’s. The touch sent a jolt through Lando, who bit his lip in an attempt to calm himself.
“Whisky.” The hitman said to the worker. He was Australian? That was certainly valuable information. If he could leave this bar alive to tell it.
Or, Oscar is a powerful and thus far anonymous hitman working for a corrupt government. Lando is a political vigilante trying to stop him. All Oscar sees is a pretty boy sitting alone at the bar.
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08 Jul 2026
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“Look. I know most omegas don’t actually come. That’s just how it is, right?” Lando interrupted, placing his wine glass down, “He doesn’t make it hurt most of the time, so it’s good. I just sort myself out afterwards.”
The alpha stared at him in awe. He willed himself to shut his agape mouth. “Lando. You know you’re supposed to come during sex, too?”
“It’s harder, though, so-,”
“It isn’t.” Oscar pressed, standing and pacing, “For female omegas, sure, maybe it's a little more difficult, but a good alpha will work for it. And for you, fuck-,”
“Osc-,”
“You’ve got a dick Lando, he must not even be touching you. I mean, that’s-,”
“Osc-,”
“That’s got to be the worst sex-,”
“Oscar!” Lando snapped, crossing his arms. The alpha stopped, looking at the omega and pressing his lips together.
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Lando's alpha at home isn't enough - he isn't doing enough. When he and Oscar and forced to live together under witness protection, his discovers what true care, and good sex, feels like.
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08 Jul 2026
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Oscar knows he fucked up the moment he tried to be the goody-two-shoes that he thinks he is.
“So, you’re saying,” Lando narrows his brows, “My parents are paying you to date me?”
“Um, yeah,” Oscar admits, licking his dry lips, “No, I mean, they said they would pay me only if we started dating, which we haven’t so, technically—”
Lando goes off on a rant about how his parents are so controlling and have no sense of respect for his privacy. God, he looks so fucking good complaining.
“You know what, mate? Fuck it.”
The mischievous glint in Lando’s eyes snaps him out of his daze.
“Let’s do it. Let’s get you paid, Osc!”
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08 Jul 2026
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Lando Norris is a recently divorced father trying to balance a demanding career with raising his two kids. After a failed attempt to hire a nanny, he impulsively offers the job to Oscar Piastri, a stranger who unexpectedly connects with his children.
As Oscar settles into their lives, he brings a sense of stability and ease that Lando didn’t realize was missing. What begins as a practical arrangement slowly turns into something more complicated as boundaries blur and feelings grow.
Recently watched the rebound and couldn't get this out of my head...
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- Part 1 of Landoscar Rom Coms
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08 Jul 2026
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“Oh. Okay. Then. Well. Uhm.” Lando looked at Oscar amusedly. Like it was his greatest pleasure to see the younger man flustered. “I could only think of one thing to explain the bruising on the roof of your mouth…” Oscar mumbled.
“What is it?”
“Sucking."
or: Lando goes to the dental clinic and Oscar is the dental student on rotation.
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08 Jul 2026