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    Because the belief that Hobbits grew their babies in a cabbage patch had to come from somewhere.

    “What’s on your wrist, Bella?” Tauriel asked from her place at the dining table when Bél walked past her, nodding toward Bella’s right side.

    Bella frowned and looked down at her right hand and then her mouth fell open in shock. Printed on the inside of her wrist, directly underneath her palm, plain as daylight, was a circlet of lily-shaped blossoms connected by an emerald green vine.

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    18 Jul 2021

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    Neither Gandalf nor the Dwarves were prepared for the Hobbit they found at Bag-End. Gandalf is ready to retire back to Valinor, Thorin's hair is graying at a more rapid pace then ever before, and Bilbo's tongue is sharper than any sword could ever hope to be.

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    15 Apr 2021

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    On Bilbo Baggins' 35th birthday, he was expecting to spend another birthday alone remembering the days when Bag End wasn't so lonely, he wasn't expecting to spend it with 13 messy children.
    He may have lost his respectability, but gained his new family.

     

     

    “Really,” Bilbo muttered with a glare. It was after all, all Thrain's and Frerin's fault.

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    08 Jan 2021

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    Thorin does not like the idea of taking a gentle soul from the gentle hills that spawned him only to face certain death. He has too much weighing on him already and his people at least are of hardy Dwarfish stock.

    All Dwarves are born to be craftsmen and warriors, to wield both hammer and axe in service of their homes. They may be tinkers, toy makers, and untested youths now but that will change. The seeds of something greater lurks in each of them and is only waiting for the right chance to grow.

    It doesn’t occur to him until many months and miles will have gone by that the same could be said of their Halfling.

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    08 Jan 2021

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    For as long as Frodo could remember, his beloved Uncle Bilbo was known around the Shire for his shocking habit of disappearing for long periods of time. Bilbo never told anybody where he was going or when he expected to be back, and didn't seem to care what other people thought of such disrespectable inconstancy.

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    08 Jan 2021