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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    [xmossmouthx] berdly pls
    [xmossmouthx] i have a family
    [xmossmouthx] spare me

    Berdly considered this for a moment. He was presented with a paradox as old as time. Would he let the trolley run over his dignity or run over Schrodinger's cat of romance? Before he could decide, another message appeared.

    [suz1z1lla] berdly how tf do u have so many diamonds

    Berdly’s attention snapped towards his house on the horizon, which Susie had clearly begun to plunder.

    [smartgenius555] SUSAN I COMMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
    OR ELSE.

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    How embarrassing it was to be smitten: to--in defiance of logic--hope. Because, in truth, it was painfully obvious that “Kerdly” was not canon.

    --

    Or,

    Berdly has a fat crush and thin confidence. Susie helps him out for the bit. Everyone plays a lot of videogames together.

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    15 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kerdly is canon

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    “I guess now is a good time to mention I've already planned out how this date will go,” Berdly said, pulling out a piece of paper labelled “rizzing plans” written in really bad cursive.

    "This ferris wheel ride was simply just step two of my ingenious plan…” he grinned.

    “...what was step one?”

    “Ah, ah, ah,” Berdly scoffed, holding the paper up as though Kris would lunge for it like a rabid dog. They weren't, but honestly they were thinking about it.

    Or

    Kris loses Susie and Noelle during the festival.
    This changes a couple things.

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    15 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    kerdlyroteed

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    In a different unraveling of fate, a bird admits his insecurities, turns over a new leaf, and offers his classmate an insufferable invitation to the town festival which they might just unironically accept.

    In this one, his body is so horribly cold.

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    Kris opens a Dark World to save Berdly.

    The Soul won’t make it easy.

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    14 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ●♤●¡ mmmmmmfmmmmmmfmdmn???mmfmmm???nmfmf.f.

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    On the day of the festival, Berdly is precisely where Berdly is supposed to be. A few days ago, he had a dream about a beautiful city, that had become strangely quiet, and cold. Not a nightmare, no. Nothing bad happened. Just.

    Maybe, having it on his mind still is why he happened to be paying attention to Kris to notice they don’t. Look so hot. Maybe look positively miserable, even. So.

    Berdly does what a Berdly usually… doesn’t. He might not be who Kris wanted to spend the day with. He definitely isn’t supposed to be where they’re going. But if he can be by Kris’ side. If Kris can choose him, even just to be who he cries to about… whatever is going on with their poor, injured heart, this festival.

    Berdly could do anything. Because even if he didn’t make a good one. Berdly never really, ever once, stopped dreaming of being a knight.

    (Not. The Knight. Just A Knight.)

    An alternate version of events in chapter 5, in a world only just slightly touched by frost… or. Possibly. A world that was carefully de thawed, at some point. Hard to say how you’d really tell the difference, from the outside.

    Might take Berdly to some unexplained locations.

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    14 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    kerdlyrotted

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Blocky has a little secret, though anyone who knows him could probably guess it. When he slips into age regression, his usual mischief only doubles. Pen and Eraser do their best to keep him out of trouble, but somehow, no matter what they try, he always gets up to mischief. Although over the years it seems one person learned the trick to keep Blocky at bay.

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    22 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    blfoky