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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Four champions have been chosen to pilot the divine beasts that will help seal away Calamity Gannon when it strikes.
    Any day soon it could happen, they must be prepared. However bioligy loves to choose it's moments, and the Champion of the Rito is horrified to discover hes experiencing his first heat cycle at the most inconvenient time possible.

    The only thing that could possibly make the situation more awkward would be if the humiliating urges he was feeling begun to become directed towards a certain knight he utterly dispises.

    But that will never happen. Surely.

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    17 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    As foretold, the Calamity returned to lay waste to Hyrule. Hylia's chosen Hero never appeared. It was only the emergence of Zelda's shockingly powerful time magic that saved the kingdom from complete destruction, but only by delaying it and trapping herself and the Champions in a seemingly endless stasis.

    A century later, Link -- a member of the Yiga Clan -- is determined to befriend Zelda and the Champions. To get close to the enemy and learn their secrets for the good of the Clan.
    Mostly, he's just trying to prove himself and avoid getting reassigned to a job he hates, but things get much more complicated than he expected.

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    25 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    The four Champions of old awaken aboard their Divine Beasts, alive and breathing once more now that Ganon has been defeted. Everyone is excited to start their new lives in a Calamity free Hyrule - well, almost everyone.

    When the Princess arranges for the old Champions to join her and Link on a mission to clear the land of it's remaining monsters, Revali admittedly jumps at the chance to escape the unfamiliarity of Rito Village and to be around some familiar faces again. However, things don't exactly go according to plan - it seems that even with the Dark Lord sealed, Hyrule still has it's share demons to face.

    And perhaps Revali has his own demons to face too.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    A hundred years have passed since the Calamity and not only has the dark beast Ganon finally been sealed, but the four Champions of old were rebuilt by the very Divine Beasts they piloted, given the chance to start a new life here in the peaceful future world.

    Decommissioned from their duties, the Beasts now lie dormant in their domains, and Hyrule's Champions have begun to adjust to life anew. Even Revali has found a place for himself, dispite a few bumps in the road along the way.

    But suddenly storms rise and plagues fall, Link drops from the sky with a missing arm, the Princess is behaving strangely, and Hyrule Castle starts to float in the sky...

    The war is over. Isn't it?

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    06 Feb 2026

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    A hundred years after the fall of Hyrule to Calamity Ganon, and the hero Link has finally sealed the darkness and freed the Divine Beasts of their curse - and with it, their pilots are finally free. But not just as spirits.

    Awake once again, the four Champions of old have a second chance at life and must re-adjust to this future world with their decendants.
    Well - all except for one Champion, who doesn't have a decentant. Or even anyone left alive that knew him.

    Teba is happy to take in his revived ancient idol as one of his own, but sharing a living space with a hundred year old Champion with an ego the size of his divine beast and who might have some issues he's not willing to share can be a lot sometimes and they don't always see eye to eye.

    Revali thinks he should return to leading the new generation of Rito warriors. Teba thinks this actual child should never have been leading warriors or fighting a war in the first place.

    Tulin is just excited to have the infamous Rito Champion in his house.

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    27 Jan 2026