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Bring My Soul to Deliverance by Lylith_exe
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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When Ryland Grace agreed to take the middle school science position at St. Thomas Catholic School in San Francisco, not once did he assume his life would become like this. When the resident priest of the school dies unexpectedly and tragically, the clergy is desperate to find a replacement for him.
Father Simon feels like he's not cut out for this. Seminary school was a last resort for him, which isn't something a lot of young priests like to admit, but it's the unfortunate reality for a lot of them. When God or fate or some other third party brings him to fill the massive, terrifying shoes of the previous priest of St. Thomas Catholic School, he begins considering other career choices all together. Especially when that role means he has to be around Dr. Grace all the time, who keeps interfering with his work.
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05 Jul 2026
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Grace is a brat who refuses to go to bed. Simon already knows how to get the exhausted scientist to go down.
Smutty cuddle-fuck drabble
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- Part 1 of Bloody Mary Drabbles
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05 Jul 2026
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I'm an astronaut, You're the moon by NeonDreams
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Jul 2026
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This ain't Watertown
I'm on alien ground
I'm a college kid
With my windows down
I'm an astronaut
You're the moon
I stare at you
I sing to you
I circle you
Six years after Ryland Grace arrived on Erid, the Eridians found something. Or someone.
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05 Jul 2026
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Rocky, either incredibly oblivious, or simply uncaring, gives Simon a thumbs up (or down?) and chitters. “Amaze, amaze, amaze! Now, Grace apply ointment, question?”
Ryland, who was bouncing up and down, holding his trodden foot, nearly trips over. He grabs onto Simon for balance, and he would be lying if he said the man’s hands on his bare chest didn’t do something to him.
“He doesn’t have to apply it for me, Rocky. I can do it myself.”
“Well—” Ryland winces as Simon turns to look at him. “There are some areas you won’t be able to reach! I mean, at least let me do your back!”
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- Part 3 of sacrificial lamb verse
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05 Jul 2026
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You Go Down by nightvalemeteorologist
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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Living together on Erid, Grace and Simon fool around for the first time.
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05 Jul 2026
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I Never Let You Go by MasterAlgae
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
03 Jul 2026
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„Hey, wanna have sex tonight?“ The question came completely out of nowhere, Ryland wasn’t even looking up from his papers as he spoke.
Simon almost choked on his instant ramen.- - -
Modern AU Simon and Ryland having sex. That's all.
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05 Jul 2026
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Eridian Nights by snoozle_noodle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
03 Jul 2026
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Adrian keeps adjusting the temperature of the Biosphere for some reason. Ryland can't stand the way his sweat covered skin keeps sticking to the sheets. It also doesn't help that there is a rather burly man behind him in bed radiating off enough heat to be compared to a Wolf-Rayet star. Ryland needs to cool down before he loses his mind.
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05 Jul 2026
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Peacocking by thepossumwrites for QueenOfTheQuill
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
03 Jul 2026
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Tom Ryder bought a pair of gold short shorts and wants to hit the club scene with his boyfriend, Ryland Grace. Tom spots Simon on the edge of the dancefloor and, wanting to make Ryland so jealous he gets mean (don't worry, Tom's very into it), starts dancing with him. A quick conversation later and the three of them go back to the penthouse for the best night of Tom's life.
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05 Jul 2026
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Grace grabbed the bottom of his t-shirt, the one that read ‘I had potential’ and pulled it up over his head as quickly as he could, relishing the pleasant feeling of the air hitting his chest.
By the time he was done tugging off his pants and belt, his heart was already racing, he was going to be close to another person.
And of all people, Simon!
—Or: Grace knows Simon treats him differently, he hates it, and wants to connect with him on equal grounds.
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03 Jul 2026
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Grace blinked. His whole body felt sore, and he felt like throwing up. Once his eyes came into focus, he noticed the metal ceiling. It didn’t look like Mary at all, and the floor beneath him was cold. He tried sitting up, and it sent a sharp sensation through his skull. He winced and clutched his head in his hands, turning to get on his knees. He was able to clutch the wall of wherever he was, and he stood up.
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Or Ryland Grace gets stuck on the SM-13 and him and Simon have to endure this togetherBookmarked by rootten_apple
03 Jul 2026
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Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by Sugar_Junkie
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
02 Jul 2026
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Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.
Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.
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03 Jul 2026
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the red (it filters through) by Keylime_violet
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
02 Jul 2026
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Simon grasps a few inches of the ribbon in between two fingertips and hesitantly touches the fabric.
“What do you think?” I ask.
He shrugs. “It’s pretty.”
“Glad you think so,” I say, smiling. “Now, Simon, do you have any guesses as to where this is going to go?”
“Oh,” breathes Simon. A mixture of realization, horror, and arousal dawns on his face. “You’re going to put that on my—"
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While rummaging through his crewmate’s things, Grace discovers a spool of gaudy, sparkly, dark red ribbon.
Grace is a little too creative with his plans for that ribbon.
Poor Simon.Series
- Part 3 of Spicy BloodyMary :)
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03 Jul 2026
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You still love me anyway by Homoerotic_Bard
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Jul 2026
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Grace has never been the most... sexually adventures person.
In fact, he honestly didn't get all the hype.
But he's curious, and Simon is more than willing to answer some questions for him.
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03 Jul 2026
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Express Yourself, Don't Repress Yourself by dabussy24
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, SNL: Doctor
25 Jun 2026
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Jeffery wished for the doctor to please him, he gets just want he wanted.
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27 Jun 2026
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God's favorite fucked up couple do fucked up shit to each other because they both love it
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24 Jun 2026
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Somewhere along the way shooting rolls of ductape into the cart, small shared smiles and laughing their butts off has led to this. Grace's chest pounds with giddy delight as Carl tugs him into the handicap stall. It shuts with a click, a finality that lights the charge in the air.
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- Part 3 of Is Science
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20 Jun 2026
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Without Counting the Cost by RangoAteMyBaby (FormallyKnownAsFreya)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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The man looks like he’s been through a meat grinder. Thick blood is slick in every nook and cranny. In his hair, his clothes, and some of it is still dripping out of his mouth. A mouth with… a tear in it and visible sharp teeth.
When Grace thinks about it, it’s unlikely he’s human. Earth is so far from here. No, this person is some kind of parallel evolution thing. But the building blocks of the origin of the Big Bang are the same after all, so it’s not impossible that something might evolve, independently of humanity that looks just as human all the way out here.
Regardless, it’s nice to know there is something in this corner of the universe that at least looks familiar.
//We go home now, question? Rocky would like to go home and clean ship.//
“Yeah, let’s go,” Grace nods. “Help me carry him in.”
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20 Jun 2026
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Grace wakes up to find Simon watching him sleep. He's a little weirded out but he's sure they can find a way to reconcile their differences.
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20 Jun 2026
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In dreams, nothing is forbidden by Uncertified
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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There are two handsome men on a beach.
One thinks that there cannot be another man here.
One thinks that there cannot be a beach anywhere.
Both of them decide to make the most of a dream.
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20 Jun 2026
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An Offer by thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
29 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace hates when Simon leaves for a long time for work, so the two of them decide to give Tom Ryder an offer.
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20 Jun 2026