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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    February 22, 2018
    11:10am

    Jayingee: hey sexy ;) saw your pfp and knew i had to add you. 23/m, you?

    AlbertsStuff: i’m flattered but that’s kinda gay

    Jayingee: fuck
    Jayingee: i’m not gay dawg my stupid bot’s coding just messes up and dms guys sometimes

    AlbertsStuff: you’re a REAL PERSON???

    albert receives a suspicious bot message, and decides to mess around with it.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Will has always been a sucker for all things art. Be it sketches, paintings, sculptures—he loves it all and wishes to have the talent to express himself using all forms of art.

    In terms of classic beauty, there is no contest. No competition. Not a single thing in the entire world could make Will choose something else over Mike like this.

    Ancient sculptors would have killed to carve his body out of marble. Hell, Will even has the burning urge to learn how to sculpt himself. Painting Mike isn’t enough—canvas could burn. Mike needs to be cast in stone.

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    Will accepts Mike's offer to pose for him, and gets more than he asked for.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    i am joyfully aroused by this fic. 100/10

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Max arches a brow. “Carlton, though? You two are dating and you don’t even kiss? Is it just a preference thing?”

    Will sighs, resigned. He drops his hands. “Okay. Honestly?” He hesitates, then shrugs. “He was a bad kisser. And I just… couldn’t get excited around him. At all.”

    The reaction is immediate and merciless. Dustin makes a dramatic gagging noise. El gasps like she’s been handed gossip gold. Lucas high-fives Max, shaking her hand in his.

    Mike doesn’t say anything. He just watches Will, watches the way he shrugs it off, the way he laughs a little too loud, the way his ears go red.

     

    Or, Will's new boyfriend is a bad kisser. Mike thinks it's a crime that no one has kissed Will properly. He's on a goal to change that, Carlton be damned.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “Look.” he continued, hands raised in surrender. “You’re pissed. I get it. As you know, the rest of my day wasn’t that fucking great either.”

    He nodded towards the corner of the ceiling, where one of several small CCTV cameras sat. “But if you’re going to incinerate me, could you at least do it in a blind spot? I don’t exactly want my charred corpse caught in 4k.”

    Flambae glanced around at the cameras, puffing out a warm, steady breath. He met Robert’s gaze again, hot embers burning beneath his glare. Flambae’s other fist curled, trembling slightly.

    Robert licked his lips and braced, fully expecting to have to come up with a brand new excuse tomorrow for why his nose was busted this time around.

    Instead, his eyes narrowed when Flambae’s glare — for the smallest, most imperceptibly short moment — flitted down, tracking the motion. Flambae’s gaze snapped back up, looking caught.

    Robert blinked, eyes widening. His mouth fell open, the corner of his mouth ticking up just a fraction. “Oh.”

    Or, Robert and Flambae run into eachother after hours, post the “comms incident”. They argue a bit, then finish what they started.

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    27 Jan 2026