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    A MerMay drabble series!

    Completed: Sans, Papyrus, US!Sans, US!Papyrus, UF!Sans, UF!Papyrus, SF!Sans, SF!Papyrus, HT!Sans, HT!Papyrus

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    04 Apr 2024

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    29 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    You work for a call center. And you’re pretty sure you just cold called a mob boss.

    Oneshot | Mobtale!Sans/Reader | Female Reader

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    29 Jul 2023

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    I wish there was more lol! So good!

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    "Bronx?" he scoffed, a question, still kneeling. “Sweetheart, you fuckin’ insult me. Mistakin’ me for that little shithead.”

    Gun still firmly at the center of his spine, he sighed and huffed and pushed himself up. He was broader than you originally thought: much, much broader, easily dwarfing you as he rose to his full height. He was at least a head taller, twice as wide, his heavy-set bones covered by a black, fur-lined hoodie over a dark crimson tank-top. The dismal light showed the various scratches along his marrow. He smiled: one sharp canine was glittering gold, the same color as the thin chain that scraped against his exposed collar bones.

    You didn’t back down. For a second, neither of you moved: your gun trained at where you guessed his soul would be, his eyelights assessing you.

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    31 Oct 2023

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    So fucking good!
    UF!Sans at his best!

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    You get all kinds at your diner, especially working night-shift--but this is the first time you've ever been warned about one.

    Just how bad can one skeleton be...?

    (An Underfell Story)

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    24 Jul 2023