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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    "That's an injured wild animal," Tighnari says flatly. Alhaitham of all people should appreciate the folly of trying to approach an apex predator when it's hurt.

    "They're smart enough to know when someone is genuinely there to help and when they're not," Alhaitham explains slowly.

    It reminds Tighnari of the morons who insist that wild animals will just feel their good vibes and not attack them, second only to the delusional fools who think they can take photos with them. Alhaitham is the last person Tighnari thought would spout such nonsense however, so he's stunned for the few seconds it takes Alhaitham to turn back to his task and walk right up to the tiger.

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    Alhaitham is the animal whisperer but just thinks everyone else is Bad At Animals and doesn't realise it's a him thing

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    26 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    But what if the 400 year-old world-saviour villain and child genius were forced to work together? And realized all the things they have in common? And finally found someone who not only understood them but treasured their otherness and weirdness? What then?

    As of right now, I've made comics, art, fics and animatics for this sprawling found family AU, and the plan is to toss them all up here as part of a series. Enjoy?

    These are listed in chronological order, so for the story to make sense, I'd recommend reading them from top to bottom.

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    17 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Flins looked around made sure they were no longer within Aino and Ineffa's earshot, "but please, young master, do refrain from choosing such--" he glanced at Lohen, "--extreme measures to get out of classes in the future."

    "I have a name." Lohen crossed his arms.

     

    Or, Illuga desperately attempts to get out of Aino's classes, and Lohen helps him.

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    15 May 2026

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     Zibai, freshly re-alived after six thousand years, decides to take a trip to Mondstadt to visit her wayward little brother.

    Or: there's a horse, LOOSE, in the Angel's Share.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Being an Omega isn't unusual in the Lightkeepers. They don't have enough manpower to be complaining about new recruits and it isn't an issue anyway.

    When the Knights of Favonius arrived from afar, with them came along people of all dynamics, as is customary for the city of freedom. Among them, came a vice captain by the name of Lohen.

    Illuga's new annoyance.

     

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    Or, how Illuga helped patch Lohen up that one time, and got stuck with him forever as a result.

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    15 Apr 2026