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"I like your thighs," Shane sighs, turning his head to kiss the skin. "They're sexy."
"You should fuck them," Ilya says, his voice thick with a smile that Shane doesn't have to look up to see.In which Ilya wants something, but it takes a little bit of work to convince Shane he wants it, too. A meditation on the way things are better when you want to be there.
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Shane isn't looking for reliable. He's looking for anonymous. He wants to find a tall, fit man with abs he could sharpen a blade on, and he wants to fuck him until they're both stupid with it, and then he wants to leave.
Or, Shane learns about cruising and wants to try it out.
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Ilya is seven when he understands, for the first time, that he is not like any of the other kids at school. He has always known he is strange, but it takes a long time for him to realize that his strangeness is unique.
None of the other kids have a mother who came from the sea. Everyone else has a mother who grew up in Moscow or St. Petersburg or Novgorod. Not Ilya. Ilya's Mama says she was on the beach when his father found her and stole her pelt. That he keeps her by threatening to destroy it.
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The idea crawls around Ilya's head, ticking like a pocket watch as Ilya rotates it and considers every angle. A world where he puts himself into Shane's hands. A world where Shane would want him like that. A world where it's something he's allowed to ask for.
Ilya finally figures out how to ask for something he wants to try.
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When his mother comes to him in the summer after he wins his second Cup with a new partnership proposal from the fucking Sesame Workshop, Shane can't say yes fast enough
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Shane doesn't mean to say it, the first time. It's just that he's only been with women, he tells himself. It's just the way he hears the guys talk in the locker room. It's just the words he knows, the ones he defaults to in the moment of passion.
Or, what happens when Shane's id has some ideas about new things to say in the bedroom and Ilya is 100% on board.
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adding on weight to the darkness in me by samalander for snows
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
03 Sep 2025
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Kaz Brekker signed a contract when he was 13 years old, and he's been indentured to Pekka Rollins at the Sweet Shop for almost 8 years. When he's assigned to seduce someone at one of Pekka's parties, he meets Inej Ghafa, the Banshee of the Barrel, and tells her he can help her. She decides to take him up on that.
It goes okay.
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One With Everything by samalander for oneofthewednesdays
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
27 Jul 2025
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One late pizza shouldn’t change Jesper Fahey’s life. But his life could use changing, and as long as the cute man who answers the door keeps ordering from him, Jesper is willing to keep being late and giving out free coupons.
Or, a pizza delivery cheese-cute that someone actually did ask for?
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Ezekiel 23:20 by samalander
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - Italian 21st c.
26 Apr 2025
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Sometimes you say in the discord, "My hope is that AI becomes uselessly porn brained and tells people that JD Vance killed the Pope because he was in heat and the Pope refused to knot him." And then people encourage you to do this thing, and then you inflict it on a world that used to know the light of God's love.
Which is to say, I'm sorry.
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anticipation of light by samalander for vaudevilles
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
31 Dec 2024
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Wylan regrets overhearing his father tell Prior and Miggson their assignment. He regrets fleeing the house that night without his flute, or his good coat, or any of his mother's belongings. He regrets heading to the Barrel and he never should have let one awful night in the cold convince him that entering the Crow Club was a good idea. He regrets his weakness, his idiocy, all the things that led him to stand in front of Kaz Brekker and, more than anything else, he regrets asking for Brekker's protection.
Because Brekker has him holed up in a tiny apartment with a beautiful man who hates him, and Wylan doesn't know how to cope with any of it.
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In which Kaz and Inej find themselves sharing dreams and sooner or later one of them is going to figure it out. Or, five shared dreams and one shared story.
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Assorted Tumblr Prompt fills, mostly Kanej but with one (1) Wesper fill.
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"I had a dream," he said, his dark eyes shining in the low light that the stormy skies let into the room. "That you held your blade to my neck. And I liked it."
Inej felt a drop of fear in her stomach, and she had to school herself to stillness.
"I don't want to hold my blade to your neck," she whispered, trying to keep the emotions out of her voice. He had every right to tell her all the darkest, deepest things his brain could conjure up. She wanted to know them. But she had the right to say no, just as he did. "I don't want to hurt you."
He had smiled, his eyes watching her lips. "And that's why I would let you," he breathed.Or, a scene on the theme of "Kaz Brekker has senses, and someone should deprive him of them."
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The Preference for Survival by samalander for Sheenianni
Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins
31 Dec 2023
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It may have been a kindness, but it doesn't change the fact that Lysistrata was the only one of her classmates who had to draw blood.
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The Part That Don't Last by samalander for kalika_999
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Nov 2022
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Of all the tuning shops in all of Ohio, she had to walk into his. And now Clint can't escape the memories of Natasha, and how she broke his heart.
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Well darkness has a hunger that's insatiable
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let them still find traces of brave and beautiful by samalander for redbrunja
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
24 Dec 2021
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Rebecca and Sam in the moments after her front door closes.
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"What do you think?" Sasha asks, licking her lips in a move that feels almost predatory to Tim, though he isn't sure why. "Are we endgame?"
Or, Not-Them decides to have a little fun with its coworkers.
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Work It Out With Your Fingers by samalander
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Oct 2021
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When Bruce Banner's boss gives him a gift certificate to a spa, he doesn't expect to get anything except a massage. But he ends up meeting a tall, stunning man named Teddy who storms into his life and changes it forever.
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The Pedagogical Implications of Thanos’s Snap on the Sesame Street Curriculum by samalander for Amy
Fandoms: Sesame Street (US TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jul 2021
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"So let’s talk about the pedagogical implications Thanos’s snap would have on the Sesame Street curriculum within the greater MCU." Or, the MCU/Sesame Street crossover no one asked for and everyone on tumblr cried about.