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honey slick secrets by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2026
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Two weeks before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe presents as an omega. Now, Shen Qingqiu has fourteen days to figure out how to save his disciple from the abyss. Bad enough sending his soon-to-be-alpha white lotus to the abyss, but to send a sweet omega? Impossible!
Somewhere between the:
1) platonic fisting (it's not gay if its for medical purposes) that definitely doesn't count as sex (wait, why is Without A Cure cured?) because Luo Binghe doesn't want to go to Qian Cao peak for professional medical assistance;
2) multiple crash outs over whether there's a heterosexual explanation for a male alpha enjoying touching a male omega's heavenly flower, and;
3) concern that Luo Binghe might be turning into a hypochondriac (protagonist, this master has examined your secret garden several times since your heat ended and found no abnormalities beyond an impressive ability to orgasm after the slightest touch. More exams aren't necessary! Well, if you insist...);
Shen Qingqiu figures it out.
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I'll believe in anything (and you'll believe in anything) by sassysquatch
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 May 2024
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Cody's chip is removed after a battlefield injury. Not affected by Order 66, he flees Utapau with General Kenobi, determined to do what he can to help his brothers, only to find its not that easy. What's a clone created for war supposed to do when he doesn't have an army to serve? How is a man raised to be a Jedi supposed to move on when his entire Order has been destroyed?
Hiding on backwater Dantooine with no one but each other for company, Cody and Obi-Wan navigate trauma, grief, and recovery, and begin to learn that they're more than they were built to be.
(also known as the cottagecore Codiwan fic)
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“So have you?” Jamie demanded.
“What?”
“Done gay shit!” Jamie exploded.
Roy exhaled heavily through his nose. Fucking Christ. “Yes.”
Jamie threw up his hands in disgust. “Fucking unbelievable! I’m the hottest bloke on the team, bar none, and I’m the only one that’s never done gay shit! The boys should be all over me!”
“You listed four people, Tartt. That’s not even a quarter of the team.”
Jamie ignored him. “And even you’ve done gay shit! I didn’t know that was allowed!”
“If you want to go do gay shit go find someone to do gay shit with,” Roy said curtly, hoping to end the conversation and return to sanity.
“Right,” Jamie said, nodding resolutely. “Good idea, coach.” His pout eased, replaced with a look of determination that Roy really should have taken for a warning sign because a moment later Jamie softened his mouth, stepped forward into Roy’s space, and kissed him.
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5 times Eddie was jealous and 1 time he didn't have to be by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
26 Jun 2022
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"Eddie couldn’t manage to ignore Tyler’s existence after that. Not because Buck was spending any more time with the man - best Eddie could tell, they saw each other maybe 6 times per month. But now he knew what kind of sex they were having. Well, not really what kind, but he knew that it was good. Good enough to give Buck three orgasms in one night. And it must be frequent, for Tyler to feel comfortable calling Buck on a weekday morning demanding to get dicked down.
Not that Eddie thought that much about Buck and Tyler having sex. Just, sometimes his mind conjured imagines. And once or twice he saw a faint bruise on Buck’s throat that he was pretty sure was a hickey. And another time he saw what looked like a rash, a small patch of red, irritated skin, on the back of Buck’s neck. Eddie tried for five seconds to tell himself it must be carpet burn, somehow, but he couldn’t get Chim’s description of Tyler and his five-o’clock shadow out of his head, so instead he just resolved not to think of it at all."
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Buck makes a new friend. They sometimes have sex. Eddie hates the guy, but can't quite figure out why.
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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better things than greatness by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2022
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Shen Qingqiu realizes a bit late that Luo Binghe has all but retired from being a demon lord in favor of living a quiet life together. Even with the plot as disrupted as it is, surely Luo Binghe feels like this is a bit too much to give up??
Luo Binghe, who only ever fought as hard as he did to get to this exact moment, disagrees.
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21 Jun 2026
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Liu-Shishu's Bad Day by tabulaxrasa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jun 2021
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And then the only thing that could possibly make his day worse arrived through the inn door.
Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu.Liu Qingge has to third wheel a wife plot. He suffers. A lot.
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20 Jun 2026
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Something Entirely New by attackofthezee (noxlunate)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2025
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It really happens entirely by accident, is the thing.
It is not Shen Qingqiu’s fault that one of Binghe’s subjects, in an apparent effort to curry favor with the Demonic Emperor– presumably to acquire an exclusive trade agreement for the admittedly very high quality Three Horned Plums Of Plenty he peddles– had gifted a very particular plant with the collection of rare treasures that he had procured.
It is also not his fault that that very particular plant happens to be the Blossoming Lotus Of Everlasting Joy, a terribly named plant that blooms precisely once every nine months, and that, when ground into a paste with water acquired from a very specific cave in a very specific mountainous region nearly as far south as one can get in the demon realm, can guarantee a couple can successfully… procreate.
Regardless of their respective… equipment.
Or: Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe venture into the world of planned pregnancy.
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the (honey)moon represents my heart by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2025
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On the first night of his honeymoon, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that wipes his memories of the past day at midnight, every night. But it’s not all bad! In PIDW, the solution to this wifeplot curse was to give the victim the happiest day of their life—so Shen Qingqiu just needs to pamper Binghe for a day, right?! He was going to do that anyway!
…So why isn’t it working?
Is Shen Qingqiu really that bad at making his husband happy??
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Bookmarked by sassysquatch
17 Jun 2026
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so sweet. they love each other so much and are simultaneously amazing and awful at trusting it. to re-read when wanting silly antics with a pinch of angst, and a very satisfying system reveal
